Bots and shit

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  1. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    I haz idea, I seen it on another forum I signed up for a few days ago (non-dnb :)) It seems to stop any bots being able to make accounts. It's bascially just a box on the create account screen where you have to type in two words, like on Facebook. I'm not sure how easy it would be to integrate it into the create an account page cause I know this forum runs on vBulletin and that forum wasn't using vBulletin. Just an idea, might help out a bit and save the mod's time a little by not having to piss around banning etc.
     
  2. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    it would defo get rid of bots...i know what ya mean, like swerly letters n stuff to stump bots, good call....

    but then what would $marty do with no bots to bash?
     
  3. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    Yeah you know what I'm on about man, would save a lot of time I reckon.
     
  4. Lunos

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    good idea mang
     
  5. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    I thought this website already had the swirly letters.
    They are on most things like dnb arena when I send feedback to the download store etc.
     
  6. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    im pretty certain this site already has that feature.

    i could be wrong though, its been a while since i registered... any noobs care to fill us in?
     
  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Don't remember, I joined almost 2 years ago now.
     
  8. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    yeh it does have that already...

    the only way to stop bots is to ask a dnb related question.... with multiple choice answer....

    ie... who produced the track machete??

    A. Bob Monkhouse
    B. David Hasslehoff
    C. Limewax
    D. Your Mum
    E. Black Eyed Peanuts
    F. Non of the above
     
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  9. Gumby

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    lol rock, good idea!
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    ha ha!! bob monkhouse has got some ill tunes on dub at the mo!
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    cheers.... but seriously though, i think thats the only way to stop bots...
     
  12. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    That is a fucking good idea!
     
  13. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    boss idea, the bot will never know its bob monkhouse, hahah stupid bots, great idea. :bruce:
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    The battle would be won. Skynet would have fallen, and we would piece back together what we had left in humanity. I'd write a novel of what had happened with the battle of the bots. Steven Spielberg would want to turn it into a film with Peter Jackson producing. It would also feature Gary Coleman as Decoy Octopus. Oh and we'd have some massive party with decks, booze and drugs, maybe some hot wings and blue cheese dip.
     
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    Id like Kim Kardashian to play me... and id wear this outfit the whole movie
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    KTHNXBAI
     
  17. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    Bwahahahaha
     
  18. Lunos

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    your bird is fit
     
  19. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    So know we have dealt with the bots... lets move on to the shit....

    shit doesnt stink if you put soil on it... did you know that?? its true... put any other substance on it.... and it will still stink.... but if you put soil on it... VWALA!! smell gone!! weird that??