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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    elspectro29 Fat Business Man VIP Junglist

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    Starts off in Spanish too :slick: :lol:
     
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    if you take every letter, multiplying them as much as you wish, then remove any spanish words, you get the complete works of dickens in every language but spanish.

    if you then turn the 'R's backwards then you become vodka soaked shellsuit communist and die of krokodil.

    It's a trap.

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    Did She?
     
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    Which means "Moskit's field of expertise".
     
  6. Manu Forti

    Manu Forti Detached Audio VIP Junglist

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    There are two interesting facts about me,
    1) My knob is the same length as 3 Argos pens.
    2) I'm banned from Argos.
     
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    Now look back at the first letter of each line & hopefully the world will be a better place :lol:
     
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