Booze drunk this evening n wondering why??

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  1. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    1 bottle of alize(conac wine stuff rose bomm tingaling)
    2 pints of stella
    1 apple sours
    7 shots sambuca
    about 10 vk apples
    2 cherr brandys
    3 double vodka j2O's
    and im not even that messy
    jus a tiny tinkle winkle messy not steaming out me nut!
    do i have a problem???
    no Class A's wat soo ever! would it be better off moving on to regretermine and feeling how i am now after a couple of lines?????????? personally i think that k shit nakes me feel spasticated but boooze makes me feel spasitcated in a controlled way i dunno fuck wat doooo u dnb mash heads think?????? blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!
     
  2. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    you have a problem.

    if that was me i would be in a different country right now i'd be so fucked. serious.
     
  3. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    thats drinking over time though started drinking bout 7sh n stopped bout 1.30ish so if u spread it out it isnt that bad.
     
  4. Goosey_J

    Goosey_J IGNORE ME

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    Night's still young mate. Why slow down now? Press on good sir, press on into that dark night!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Wait is that possible. 25 drinks in 6 hours. 1 every 15 minutes yeah I suppose it is. Stop wasting your money, buy a bottle of rum and neck it in one. Then shout at starlings in the back garden.
     
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    id be gone! wouldnt even be able to speak/type/see
     
  7. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    if i spread that out over 3 days i'd still die
     
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    Mass B.D.S

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  9. djhektikz

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    meerrrrr come to think of it i was pretty battered last nite my head feels like its been stamped on a couple of times
     
  10. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i've highlighted the drinks that don't count. i find if you drink womens drinks then you don't get drunk. basically in my book your a fassy for drinking so little and having to make a post about how drunk your not when you clearly were :teeth:
     
  11. Lunos

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    do wit malooney said and get hammered of one bottle
     
  12. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    yes you have a problem, you lie about how much u drunk :p
     
  13. oman

    oman I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    If I'd drunk that much I wouldn't be able to remember every single drink I'd had..
     
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    djhektikz Active Member

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    proberly i was bladdered and cant remember but i did drink quite a bit.
     
  16. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    haha i drunk waay to much this weekend! Had about 8 hours sleep over Friday and Saturday night. Necked half a bottle of Morgan Spice in about 30 mins with my mate. Then drunk until about 4.30am.

    Mash up.

    Fucking hate that sours shit, its like 11% ! Might aswell have a shot of wine. For £2, and people wonder why they dont get drunk and run out of money. Halves on a bottle of rum £6.50 = job done. (almost)
     
  17. oman

    oman I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    My mate drank a whole botte of that stuff by himself. His trousers fell down while he was trying to chat up some bird and he just left em there and carried on talking. this b2b
    hearing that he woke up at heathrow the next day was too funny.
     
  18. rob_del_terror

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    i've been on a 17 hour none stop bender before with 5 mates, started at 11.30am on saturday with 12 corona. then moved onto about a crate of stella, a couple of bottles of buckfast, then about a crate of budweiser. then we went into town, being about 7.30pm by now. and it was just none stop pints/cocktails/shots/shorts until 4am kicking out time. couldnt tell you how much i drank in the clubs but from 7.30 till 4am i doubt i would have gone longer than 5 minutes without a drink.

    my mrs was waiting in the window when i got home (after i'd slept for an hour on near the train station). she said that i was walking along with my head hung backwards, looking up towards the sky, she didnt know how i'd managed to find my way home.

    i'm sure i got gps built in for when i'm shot faced.
     
  19. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    dunno what alize is, but without it its not that much really
     
  20. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    im like that when ive had a drink,some how in my head 6 pints and 2 shots magically turns into 10 pints, 8 shots of saambuuca.