blister on the inside of my lip, looked like a tiny glass marble

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    stuck a drawing pin in it, that id found it in the attic. my lip is now white-purple and swollen and hard on that spot. it hurts a little. is it true eating ice cream is like eating a carton of butter? cos it taste good
     
  2. Freek

    Freek Lets get freeeeeeky

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    oh what fun it is to find small strange random objects in my attic and poke them into my inner lip.... :banana:
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    is dat where u keep ur long lost cousin
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    it was all i had handy, before i remembered the drawing pin i was about to stick a steel comb in it which wouldve been much worse. anyway it made sense at the time. hey how do you go on a diet and lose like three stones or whatever outdated archaic arbitrary weight units you use on your silly island. and why does the sweat smell like piss
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    ulcer? if not its herpies
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    herpes, like when patsy and matilda suck fuck sicky lip for a ketchup sammich behind the gas station?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    can you make herpes mad doe cos the thing on my lip is aggravated and why does the sweat smell like old piss??
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    youll jinx it thats how these things work. you said it too many times now its like if you just beleive it hard as you can and its gonna happen. like from g's to gents, the most credible tv show on the worlds most credible tv channel, you finger your bum hole to that show. if i knew anybody outside the internet screen they would say hey dude maybe you should go get that looked at by a doctor or somebody and maybe i would. but i dont. hey i found a plastic cup under this chair think its still good or
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    id get yourself to a clinic and get some anti biotics...a 2 weeks dose would do the trick
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Use someone else's toothbrush.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Mouth Cancer
     
  15. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    thats what you get for sucking so much dick
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i got industrial strength mouth wash, the stuff they give cancer patients after surgery. strickly for unconscious people with no immune system. dont ask. i am to rinse with this for no more than five days or dangerous. i said whats dangerous! is it bad for the teeth? cos fuck it if its going to be bad for the teeth i need those. she said look just do it you fking idiot what you talking bout.
     
  17. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    thats what happens when you give yourself a blowjob.
    impressed you could reach though. next time wear a condom m8
    :D
     
  18. dirty breaks

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    you've definitely been licking the village bicycle, bro.

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  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    looks legit to me, dont be a bitch. get in there, do it for the lads.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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