Black sambuca!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by djhektikz, Jul 26, 2009.

  1. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    is fucking tooo much im trying to make a civilised drunk thread about how much this shit fucks u up!! imm sooo fuckin steaming!! im sumblong around like a complete cunt drunK!! im trying to not seem soo pissed in this thread!! im trying to stop making these threads but its soo hard!! rahhhhhh im typing now!!!! out to everyone getting onit getting messyy!! im sure everyone is sick and tired of my threads but u lot jus gunna have to deal wiv it!! unless i get banned !!! but serioisly im soo steaming i love the lot off everone! pls sumone post more jump up!!!!!! and liquid summer vibes and sum dutty techstep!! aka as in audio brapbrap!! iv jus made a reggae reggae chicken rap i think im gunna chuck up !! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! i need sum fanny!!!
     
  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    hey man, good night then? :p
     
  3. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    ermmm well average!! jus went to the local cheese club! got fucking messd on a bottle of black sambuca! and perved at a load of fit blonde barbie doll slags!! rahhh sum gash these days are sooo stubborn!! or its jus me walking up to them asking them for thier numbder cunted out my face!! either way they is all wank faces!!!!!!!
     
  4. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    More caps tbh
     
  5. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    You crack me up bro, reggae raggae part was funny. Don't stop your threads, they don't bother me.
     
  6. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Yeah man keep um comin! Black samuka is fucking nice and gets you ruiined aswell, happy days
     
  7. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    we sell that at work but i reckon the raspberry one is nicer! good thread mate
     
  8. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    yer loving the rasberry one fuck me i must have had bout 30 shots last nite i was fucking hammered!! feel absouluty cunted today!
     
  9. Datt Male

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  10. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    haha I had some black sambuca on saturday nite, gets ya half cut. Tastes horrible tho fuckin warm! Yaga Bombs al the way!
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I started drinkin yaga bombs like a fish in the dam, there bloody lurshhh
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    [​IMG]

    B2B

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    FTW

    But yeah, Black Sambuca is ok, goes down too easily, so you do end up getting silly wankered 'cus you've nailed it all before it hits you.

    One minute you're fine, the next the floor & your head become opposite magnets, whilst your feet somersault over your head.

    I want some now.
     
  13. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Goot be this for me...

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  14. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Broken up with a girlfriend? Hitting a house party/bbq?

    Well friends it's time for:

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    Drink this 40% bourbon with coke or on the rocks like a real man.

    It makes you:
    • irresistable to women
    • unbeatable in a fight
    • smarter than deep blue b2b stephen hawking




    • call your ex girlfriend at 5am asking why she broke up with you
     
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  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Alcoholic BBQ Sauce!?

    Fucking lol, imagine that on the way out the next day, violent explosive diaorreah, with that smokey & spicy aroma.

    Mmmmm.
     
  16. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    fuck, I got the wrong picture.
     
  17. sirGUNZ

    sirGUNZ Bassline Buddy

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    BLACK ABSINTHE!
     
  18. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    this is fiscally impossible man. i'd say you had maybe a 1/3 of what u claim blud, ya ere me?
     
  19. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    R u sure??? i can do a whole bottle to myself...
     
  20. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    30 shots? yes im sure. have u ever had alcohol poisoning?