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Been a while since I've posted, thought I'd give you lads a laugh and maybe get some bad advice in the process. I'm banging this pretty tasty devochka but fuck me does she love drink. And im no into it so much these days. It would be completly fine if she could handle the shit bit fuck sakes, she gets all fire n brimstone and I'm some sort of cunt everytime she's drunk. So what ya reckon? Just roll wi it while I can put up with it or start drinking again and hand out some of her own medicine? Do I have other options? I dont wan to start getting really messy with her cos I'm a dick on drink tbh. She also likes other drugs though but ive had a clear head of late and I'm rather enjoying this new me. I've had a word about it And she says she will cut it out a bit but I think I know that's BS. I'm bored and now spend Sundays doing taxis to get me throguh college so...
 

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Devochka. What is that. Like a soup? Sounds like beet soup.

Anyway simply put meet at her place when she gets home from the bar? It's going to be a late one every time but better than having her being a cunt in public, I think we can agree on that, non?
 

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Thats great advice, I've done this already for couple month though. Couldn't go out with my mates that's fro sure I mean yeah I'll go out with her but not local nah nah. She said she wants my babies and I'm wondering now wtf. Have I met someone as desperately insane as myself. I might give her them for the crack but you kbow... probably not wise.
Maybe I can slip antibuse into her drinks?
Devotchka I mean.
 

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Sounds like you already know it's doomed, whatever you decide to choose.

Enjoy it whilst it lasts, whatever. Life isn't a Disney movie, but it doesn't need to be Eastenders either.
 

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Is she a model by any chance?
She is exceptionally good looking Claud. And studies psychology in an effort to fix herself? Wtf man I was intrigued by that.

Sounds like you already know it's doomed, whatever you decide to choose.

Enjoy it whilst it lasts, whatever. Life isn't a Disney movie, but it doesn't need to be Eastenders either.
Yeah, your probably right man. I was beginning to get a bit fucked up over it throguh this week but i know better. Suppose I'll just have to start being all in different then.

Ok, so how to stop attracting these types of girls then. It's always the same. Karmic experiences that are extraordinarily intense until the cracks show.
 

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Been a while since I've posted, thought I'd give you lads a laugh and maybe get some bad advice in the process. I'm banging this pretty tasty devochka but fuck me does she love drink. And im no into it so much these days. It would be completly fine if she could handle the shit bit fuck sakes, she gets all fire n brimstone and I'm some sort of cunt everytime she's drunk. So what ya reckon? Just roll wi it while I can put up with it or start drinking again and hand out some of her own medicine? Do I have other options? I dont wan to start getting really messy with her cos I'm a dick on drink tbh. She also likes other drugs though but ive had a clear head of late and I'm rather enjoying this new me. I've had a word about it And she says she will cut it out a bit but I think I know that's BS. I'm bored and now spend Sundays doing taxis to get me throguh college so...
Have a porno style threesome with that crazy bitch and get the fuck out before she ruins your life. Those crazy girls always fuck shit up.
 

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Yea mate I'd definitely get it all up in a big pile one big giant pile all of the shit the stuff you got just you know a pile big one of all your shit so it's together and then I reckon you'll be all good my bro
 

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"I do know one thing though
Bitches they come they go
Saturday through Sunday Monday
Monday through Sunday, yo
Maybe I'll love you one day
Maybe we'll someday grow
Till then just sit your drunk ass
On that fuckin' runway, hoe"
 
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