Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Toejam, Apr 19, 2012.
Subliminal advertising for mcvities. Haha.
fancy a Biscuit now
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When I went off to see Ayers Rock I thought I'd buy a Mango Biscuit
Though I'd talked to several friends who said I really shouldn't risk it
They said "Biscuit mangos yes But Mango Biscuits, that's a con"
But I dug in my little heels and I set off to prove them wrong
I went into the biscuit shop and asked for "Mango Biscuits please"
And the shopkeeper was so happy that he fell down to his knees
He cried out "Take all of my biscuits they're the nicest thing to eat"
But I declined very politely saying "One will be a treat"
I thought to run a biscuit shop you'd have to be a biscuit purist
And that such a man could never run a biscuit fraud on tourists
But then O! Tragedy of Tradgedies my tears came down in streams
For what I thought were Mango Biscuits
Were nothing more than Custard Creams.
that was pretty good. i forgot what i was going to say so here are some of the things passing through my vacant burnt down trailer park parking lot of a brain.my big sweaty arnold balls are uncomfortable, but must remember not to adjust in public. fish, thats good for you isnt it. fish breakfast perhaps. if i really listen for a word, will that make someone say it, eventually? weekend world. what was that, someones album what was good in the 90s. what happened last night at round 6? phillip glass concert in the milkyway and i do enjoy his music ever so much.
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