Discussion in 'Waffle' started by hyperd4eva, Jul 28, 2013.
Bigfoot? Is that you? I'm not like the others, Bigfoot; I see through your monster coatings to the gentle loner inside. I bet you have a wounded raccoon friend that you tenderly nurse back to health while you go... coo coooo... But in the end they shoot you. But you teach us about things.
extremely important news that everybody should read
Well I'm sold.
lol its so blatantly a bear on its hind legs.
how on earth is that newsworthy
if you seen that bear you probably was bigfoot.
but then again cats and dogs walk like that when loosing a limb
Your all wrong. it is bigfoot and he is real. The sun does not lie
there is a depth to your story aj. a story to your soul. what language to you laugh in. what country do you cry in. but did you ever see the sun rise millions of times. but did you ever have a old guy with "clavius" like eyebrows kick you in the shins because you had your feet up on the seats opposite and then get off at the next station.
i just had this old motherfucker refuse to sell me a moped! im fucking shocked!!
why wouldn't he sell you a moped karl? this concerns me.
perhaps he knew you would cause yourself some mischief? perhaps he knew you'd be more suited travelling via monster truck. you don't see many monster trucks dealerships these days. but as i always say, just because you can't see something, doesn't mean its not there.
like the wind! you can't see that motherfucker but you know its there. blowing away like a call girl on a saturday night. which is alright
anyway i digress. perhaps he didn't sell it to you because he was actually selling a mop head.
sounds the same as a moped.
its a she, her name is naomi, shes shit old, and i snogged her mate, which i the cringe from the memory still spazm so hard my spine is in danger of shattering and i fear thats why she now wont sell me the goddamn moped (oh and it was a scooter) and more than anything i dont care, and i lubed the bearings on my new skateboard, and it said explicity "do this in the garage wearing gloves" to which i scoffed and did in my bed, naked, and woke up with fucking arachnid typhoid aids rash all over my face and neck AND a pingpong ball size swollen eye. i wont let that discourage me though, im going to the country, im going to the fair, to see a senorita with flowers in her hair. and a vert ramp im planning on skating a little. whilst playing the guitar, smoking a bong, getting my dick sucked and nobel prize
Some of the girls I slept with out there IMO
I'm back now too Danny boy
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