This is quite possibly the best performance Kurt Russel has ever givin. For that we must appreciate! "Like I told my last wife, I said, 'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it's all in the reflexes.'" "This is Jack Burton in the Porkchop Express and I'm talkin' to whoever's listening out there." When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."