big mac in one bite ...

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  1. EWOKS

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    i used to be able to do a full donner kebab in 3 bites pissed after a night out ... bit grim .. could fuckin inhale the bastard ... mite have to try the big mac in one bite
     
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  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    thats not hard at all mate i was expecting them to swallow the burger whole!lol
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    this is me , but i do it with beer ..


     
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  4. $marty

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    Donner in 3 bites is pretty fucking impressive man. Bet it was messy too
     
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    harder than you think i bet ... but then agen ... big macs have gone slack nowdays ... used to be loads bigger didnt they ..

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    yea it was pushed in my face , not loads of salad .. just the meat and pitta bread .. i was once out with my cousin , off here .. and i had a donner, as i walked out the kebab shop about half of it was pushed into my drunken face, and all round me chops, i got a cheer from these girls, shouting ' thats the way to eat a kebab ' ... i rekon they probs thought i was a disgusting cunt really ... or they were talking bout there kebabs.. if i was quicker on the ball .... i may of had two kebabs round my chops that night ay ... :teeth:
     
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    i recon id be able to do that no problem but i wouldnt wanna waste a burger like that!lol
    wen i was little id stuff my face with shitloads of food so no just incase some one ate it before me!:teeth:
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    ethix, you are fucking bored today aint you....
     
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    fran ... yes ... can you tell ... wait for the next three threads... they are going to be equally as shit
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    top stuff. keep up the good work lad. im so bored i cant even be assed to skin up.....
     
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    youtube member furiouspete ... look at all his videos ... dudes fucked up ...



    one pound of butter ! grim
     
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    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    Anyone ever tried downing a Special Brew? I can't do it failed so many times lol.
     
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  12. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    bump just for this ...

    A FUCKIN POUND OF BUTTER !!!!!!!!!!!! .

    WATCH ALL THE OTHER SHIT HE EATS ON YOUTUBE ASWELL ... BLOKES TWISTED
     
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  13. losty

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    Wonder if he can down XL Big King in 1 go too
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    What's a special brew?
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    shitty beer which is about 9%
     
  16. Yorkshire Tony

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    Once downed a pint of super diesel (half special brew, half strongbow super (9.5%) with dash of black current......) shit got fucked up!
     
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  17. Osime

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    I think I could handle a 9%er, I had my Steel Reserve (8.1% and tastes like rusty steel) night a couple nights ago... A) I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic and B) I got messed. I'd have to come to England for the challenge, I suppose.
     
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    i have never tried to down special brew, or any of those filthy bastards. might have to give it a go though.

    i am rather fond of the 3 litre bottles of 7.5% cider for £3. shit gets you fucked up for cheap
     
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    Never had cider. If it's cheap here I'll have to give it a go.
     
  20. DontLikeCops

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    it aint that bad ive downed one for less than £15 n wasnt sick like a little pussy
     
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