big mac in one bite ...

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i used to be able to do a full donner kebab in 3 bites pissed after a night out ... bit grim .. could fuckin inhale the bastard ... mite have to try the big mac in one bite
 
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i used to be able to do a full donner kebab in 3 bites pissed after a night out ... bit grim .. could fuckin inhale the bastard ... mite have to try the big mac in one bite
Donner in 3 bites is pretty fucking impressive man. Bet it was messy too
 

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thats not hard at all mate i was expecting them to swallow the burger whole!lol
harder than you think i bet ... but then agen ... big macs have gone slack nowdays ... used to be loads bigger didnt they ..

---------- Post added at 18:40 ---------- Previous post was at 18:37 ----------

Donner in 3 bites is pretty fucking impressive man. Bet it was messy too
yea it was pushed in my face , not loads of salad .. just the meat and pitta bread .. i was once out with my cousin , off here .. and i had a donner, as i walked out the kebab shop about half of it was pushed into my drunken face, and all round me chops, i got a cheer from these girls, shouting ' thats the way to eat a kebab ' ... i rekon they probs thought i was a disgusting cunt really ... or they were talking bout there kebabs.. if i was quicker on the ball .... i may of had two kebabs round my chops that night ay ... :teeth:
 

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harder than you think i bet ... but then agen ... big macs have gone slack nowdays ... used to be loads bigger didnt they ..



i recon id be able to do that no problem but i wouldnt wanna waste a burger like that!lol
wen i was little id stuff my face with shitloads of food so no just incase some one ate it before me!:teeth:
 

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fran ... yes ... can you tell ... wait for the next three threads... they are going to be equally as shit
 

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youtube member furiouspete ... look at all his videos ... dudes fucked up ...


one pound of butter ! grim
 
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youtube member furiouspete ... look at all his videos ... dudes fucked up ...


one pound of butter ! grim
bump just for this ...

A FUCKIN POUND OF BUTTER !!!!!!!!!!!! .

WATCH ALL THE OTHER SHIT HE EATS ON YOUTUBE ASWELL ... BLOKES TWISTED
 
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I think I could handle a 9%er, I had my Steel Reserve (8.1% and tastes like rusty steel) night a couple nights ago... A) I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic and B) I got messed. I'd have to come to England for the challenge, I suppose.
 

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i have never tried to down special brew, or any of those filthy bastards. might have to give it a go though.

i am rather fond of the 3 litre bottles of 7.5% cider for £3. shit gets you fucked up for cheap
 
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