Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep. NSFW

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  1. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    So ye recently been doing my mate over whilst hes sleeping for my own pleasure, you know standard shit, human buckaroo, nandos sauce in the eyes. It's come to the point were it's getting a bit repetitive so I'm looking for some inspiration. Anyone got any good pranks? doesn't have to be whilst the targets asleep.
     
  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    Kill him.
     
  3. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    Rape him?
     
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  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    1. Play xbox
    2. Complete achievements
    3. Put Pube in friends mouth to celebrate
    4. ???
    5. Profit
     
  5. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    shag his bird
     
  6. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    Pube in mouth could be goer. Was contemplating not having a shower for a couple of days, harvesting the feta from my bellend then giving him a cheesey moustache.
     
  7. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    hahahaha you fucking wrong-un
     
  8. DJ_NoZ

    DJ_NoZ Rum & Ass

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    There was more, but it fell off before I could get a picture......

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  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    the hitler
    or put his hand in warm water then piss on him!:teeth:
     
  10. JHSE23

    JHSE23 the yen

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    Pure genius
     
  11. EuroTide

    EuroTide Well-Known Member

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    whatever you do remember: pics or stfu
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    Crook needs to show up in this thread. He's got some epic human buckaroo pics.
     
  13. Fire starter

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    my personal favourite put lipstick and blusher on ect

    And see how long it take s him to notice lol

    The hardest thing is keeping a straight face when he wakes up
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    shaving a swastika into the back of their head
     
  15. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    pay a thai boy to sleep with him, and when they wake up sacrifice them both to whatever god you pray to
     
  16. underspawn

    underspawn Headz Roll

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    Here's an idea. Wait untill ur mate is lying on his back, put a sheet of paper on his chest, take a crap on the paper, set the paper's tips on fire with a lighter, wake him up with screams, watch him try to put out the fire.
    If everything goes according to plan ur mate will be fucking scared and his arms will be covered with shit.
     
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  17. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    Eat a handful of his shit.
     
  18. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    1. get girlfriend
    2. wait til firend is asleep
    3. rubber up
    4. lay ontop of friend with girlfriend
    5. fuck her
    6. friend has officially been fucked over
     
  19. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

    Kidnap everyone within a 20 mile radius of his house, and burn everything except his house within the exclusion zone, then somehow scorch the sky so it goes a red colour, leave just one burnt child on a swing. Teach a midget polar bear how to talk and get it to explain to him that they are the only 2 left on Earth and it is up to them to repopulate the planet. Then 50 years later, when hes on his death bed reveal to him it was a hoax, and that the Polar Bear was already pregnant before they met and that the 5 children he had fathered and cared for were not actually his.
     
  20. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    Re: Best ways to fuck over your mate whilst he's asleep.

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