Best way to start earning more cash..

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  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i need to start making more money out of work...

    im thinkin either the following:

    Shottin

    Male Escort

    Gardening maintenance

    Fixing home wireless and PC problems

    Bar work

    Cleaning in evenings

    any other decent suggestions?
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Go to a car boot sale and thieve little bits and bobs, security is no problem. After a few months youll have enough to do your own car boot sale, and the cash will roll right in.

    Stealing caravans is a nice little earner aswell, not off gypsies though, thats suicidal.

    Find yourself a good caravan, then find a boat from someones garden, caravans are perfect for towing boats, bigger the better. Boats are handy to have, flog the caravan and live like Richard Branson.

    Actually I've been working on a plot to rob Branson's Island. I've got a gang of Africans from work but I need a leader. There'll be about 20 of you, sail over to the Atlantic and commandeer Branson's Island. If Mariah Carey's there you can have first dibs on her.
     
  3. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Computer maintenance and DJing are nice little cash in hand side earner for me.
     
  4. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    for sum reason i would say wanking but that aint gunna make u any money
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You could wank in a cup and get people to pay you to drink it, I suppose.
     
  6. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Shottin...

    Or........ dog walkin
     
  7. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    slicethepie.com - you can earn money on there by reviewing music. 5p every review or something. Its bad music generally though.

    I think I made £5, but if you keep doing it u can earn more than 5p a track, you just have to be trusted and get a higher rating. Cant really remember.
     
  8. Tatty Bojangles

    Tatty Bojangles -=Grimey Limey=-

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    I think you should hang around with a bunch of hobo heroin addicts for the day, they make shitloads....if they didn't have that habit they'd be minted.
     
  9. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    become a pirate! those guys really know how to get money by force!
     
  10. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Start tutoring english to foreign students, good money if you can do it well and build up a reputation. Make some flyers and start papering all the universities, colleges and training centres. Then google 'english as a foreign language' and start getting ideas for lesson plans. Simple.
     
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  11. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    Become a regular sperm donor.
     
  12. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    not bad plan mate
     
  13. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i think dog walking is a good option.. though theres alot of effort involved!
     
  14. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I used to do it when I was at university, and I used the experience to get a teaching job in Asia. I still do it now from time to time as a little side earner.

    Plenty of foreign students in the UK on their daddy's salaries, sure they can pay for something they need to improve on. And there's enough to go around.
     
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    groelle Well-Known Member

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    or blood ;)
     
  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    You could shot weed while walking dogs............
     
  17. hazdaman100

    hazdaman100 Bum 'n Face

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    babysitting? overtime at work? dominos pizza delivery in the evenings? Robbing old ladies....?
     
  18. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    shottin pills to the OAPs
     
  19. barnesy00

    barnesy00 DJZeroZero

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    No effort at all mate. collect the dog, get 1 dog biscuit, tie it on a stick and tie it to the dogs head (like you do with horses) then tie the dog to a swing ball pole and let it run round in circles for an hour or 2. job done
     
  20. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    You could always have an "accident" on some cracked paving stones on the pavement and claim some compo from the council. Might take a while though.