best person / most interesting place you've done the dirty??

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    in the cellar in Bar38 , Portsmouth .. with the boss .

    posted this in another thread but proud of myself seeeeen ..

    i was fucking my boss at my last job before the one i got now, used to work at bar38 in portsmouth, the managers were a couple, Claire and Brett .. claire some filthy bitch , blonde big tits, nice face, always wanted to bang her from the day i started.. once she paid for me to stay in queens hotel in southsea, drink champagne and eat strawberries and nail her all night ( 20 mins ), the strawberrys ended up smudged all over my work clothes, i had to go straight into work next day , Brett was like , what happend to you .. wanna borrow a work t-shirt, i thought .. well, i was shagging your misses last night, she was sucking me off about 30 mins ago , haah, its goodtimes when your boss is having ago at you about not wiping the tables properly and your thinking in your head, i was wearing your dressing gown lastnight while you wear closing the pub up .. thats a happy memory for me , always like to recall that, something special about looking at your shifts and your manager has put you on shifts with her, so you can close up together so i can fuck her in the cellar .. i was living the dream , untill they both got sacked and brett smashed up the peanut machine i front of me and it all went tits up .. but it had to end sometime... these were times you can only make up in your head.. you dont think its ever gunna happen , i also fucked a policewoman aswell which was intreting to say the least, ive seen her once walking round commercial road in portsmouth in her police outfit, she didnt even smile..but i knew the score. :wave: . probably my most jammy fucks.

    anyone wanna say any of the above is bullshit, holla biatch .. ill fill in the details ..
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i wanna know if anyone joined the mile high club .. i gotta admit, fucking a fit blonde air hostess in the toilets on a plane would be the ultimate.. anyone been close ?

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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Almost every time I get on a plane I bang someone, whether it be my girlfriend at the time, another passenger or one of the flight attendants.
    I got 4 attendants notched so far, 2 chinese, 1 french and 1 american.
    The reason most people want to fuck while on an airplane is because the altitude and pressure caused by flying makes your orgasms ten times stronger. Its fun. I can't even step onto a plane without getting my A game on.
     
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    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    Prospekt - the toilets at the end.
    While fabio was playing, it was groovy baby!
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    lucky bastard .. id love to be getting up to that stuff , you nailed a blonde flight attendant then ??
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Yeah, the american one. It was an all-nighter from Hong Kong to Miami and I banged her on the counter in the service area while the others where catching a nap.

    The trick to getting flight attendants is not what you say but what you do, how you are with your body language. Instead saying or whispering, gently stroke her arm with your finger as she is passing your drink, or when you are crossing her in the aisle, slow down a bit, brush your body past hers and move your face past her ear closely but without touching, and then continue down the aisle without looking back.
    Flight attendants cannot be vocal other than what they are trained to say, and must be polite and courteous, so do the same back but flirt with your body language. Next thing you know, you two will bump into each other in some part of the plane and you're be alone, get talking, one thing leads to another......

    It could just be me though. I've got the kind of demeanour where I could walk upto a girl in a bar, give her a lollipop and tell her that it tastes just like her pussy, and she'd laugh and tell me I'm cute, rather than slapping the words out of my face.
     
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    Pimpin.

    I wish I could do that.
     
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    haha, legend . gotta hand it too you , sounds like you get planes quite abit. think i may have to try the skills man, ill let you know how i get on. have to keep myself from grinning when i sit back down with the missus tho..dont think itd go down to well.

    you should right a book for virgins man for the fellas that arnt to great with women.. call it how to join the mile high club by indiana-bones
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    One of the benefits of living on the other side of the world from everyone else is that you need to catch planes often.


    Indiana Bones! Quality, that my new porn name. Look out for it in dvd stores and websites soon!
     
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    not really a wierd place, but with one of my ex's from years ago did it in her garden. When we were done we realised that someone had come into the garden without us noticing and stolen her brothers bike! So the theif clearly saw us going at it
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    On a pedelo and in the sea in Greece for me and we were defo clocked lol : )
     
  13. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    got caught knobbing my bird in her mums chicken shed by her 6ft 4in ginger south carolina'n step dad. he laughed it off n went " GO ON DAN " i'll never forget that. the accent that is..... " GO ON DAN "
     
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    hhahahahah , that is genious, watching your step daughter being RAMmed , and having to laugh it off with a ' GO ON DAN ' .. did you both stop? did you reply with a grunt ? haveyouseenthesubliminalmessage
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    we stopped because i think he moved around the shed to watch. i didnt know were he'd gon and the way he said "go on dan" implied a sought of dogging situation had come to fruition.

    i left the house about 10 mins later avoiding eye contact with the rest of her family but fuck knows where he went.
     
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    Trampoline sex is pretty sweet..

    Blagged her to let us try the frontflip but was a no go.. hahaha
     
  17. EWOKS

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    erm .. yea ... thats weird .. like hes always wanted to see his step daughter getting nailed.. he probably had a little spy hole. i can imagine you cottening on to the dogging tone of voice and going bright red and thinking , he wants me to carry on while he wanks in his underground cave
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    pretty much yeah.

    he's actually funny as fuck and sound but that makes me think he probably would want to see chicken shed daughter dogging if you know what i mean.

    i would
     
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    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    i reckon Ethix is bashing one off over these stories the dirty dog!
     
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    all true