Best Birthday Present

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  1. Sislej

    Sislej New Member

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    My girlfriend's birthday is around the corner and I have been racking my brain all day trying to think of a good birthday present. Anybody in this forum has got suggestions? Btw what's the best birthday present you've ever got or could ever think of?
     
  2. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i got my car a a birthday present once.... so i guess thats the best....

    as for your girl.... girls like shoes.....shoes and bags
     
  3. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    wrap ya todger in a ribbon, if that fails tell her she's a vaginaterain n slap the shit out of her back hand stylee for being ungrateful
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    jumper and a vibrator
    if she dont like the jumper she can go fuck herself
     
  6. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i got bum buggerd for my birthday. those were good times
     
  7. pitts

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    would be hard to give a serious suggestion without knowing what she likes and your budget
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no no no. youre all completely off. take her to meet the president. and when youre in the car, hold her hand just a little bit too tight. drive her to a yard where they burn tyres. where youve burnt her parents to cinders, and whisper 'because i can' in her ear.
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    play with her anus
     
  10. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    A fine selection of household cleaning products?
    A cookbook?
    Toilet paper that has the 'women's bill of rights' printed on it?
     
  11. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    A pearl necklace
     
  13. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Some kind of jewellery with an engravement. Makes them wet for months.
     
  14. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    A hot air balloon ride, with champagne.. can't argue with that.
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Circumcise yourself with a Spork & buy her some Third Reich Dominatrix Outfits, make a miniture lamp out of your removed Foreskin & bake it in the oven for 45 minutes on 5000oc, then play dead in a pile of Faeces Laden Clothes.

    Or maybe some Play-Doh, all Nazis like Play-Doh.
     
  16. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    *cough*gay*cough* :p
     
  17. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, good call dose.
     
  18. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I would *cough* be *cough* taking my mrs *cough* not you *cough* you faggot *cough*
     
  19. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    haha that made me laugh
     
  20. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    depends is she one of them birds who neva shut the f**k up if she is then.....

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