bees / wasps ...

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i like to think i can take pain well, and im not much of a pussy when it comes to standing tall ... but ... when a wasp or bee chases me a run round a beer garden like a soft cunt i dont give a shit ..


    would you do this ???? the blokes got some bottle ... got his Raid on the go ... goods lad.

     
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  2. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Haha thats fucking epic, I would not of opened the window to do it tho, probly done it from the outside. Also rather than just spraying that shit on them I would of done old deodrant and lighter trick and torched their asses. You see the one trying to sting the fuck out of him at the end? lol
     
  3. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I can't see the vid but bees and wasps make me run round and screem like a little girl. I'm starting to practice mannin up and dealin with them. I might try that thing where you tie one on a leash and take it places with me so I get used to them..
     
  4. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I hate wasps. They are little cunts. I felt strangely mashed the couple of times I got stung last year. Made my head tingle. It was very odd.
     
  5. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Props.

    That's exactly the same kind of get up my mate wore when he raided his back garden after mowing his lawn. His old ped helmet, trousers tucked into socks and cricket gloves lol.
    Was fucking hillarious.
     
  6. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Rather him than me thats fo sure
     
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    justin_credible Lurker

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  8. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i like bees.
    my mate dared me to catch one in my hand when i was a kid, and i did too. caught it in my cupped hand and it just sat in my palm soundly. no worries, all casual an' that, like it was happy for a place to sit down and chill...

    fucking wasps are complete tosspots and will sting any cunt at any given time.

    i fail to see what they bring to the circle of life? surely the world can cope without these vicious little barstards?
     
  9. luciduk

    luciduk Active Member

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    thats fucked up dude... i couldnt watch that without squatting that back of my neck several times and cringing... felt like they are in the same room as me... ARGRH... i can still feel them on my back... dude is a legend tho that spray can sort them the fuck out
     
  10. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    Fuck that, got stung on the face once when i was a kid, never been the same since hahaha
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    If you just chill, it'll land on you, then just fly away.

    Trying to hit it only angers them.

    Bunch of pussyoles.
     
  12. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Fooooooook that!!
     
  13. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    I would probably do that if I was as well covered up. With all that tape round him there was no way he was getting stung. Fucking HUGE wasp nest though!

    Bees are pretty harmless, and a threatened species so dont go killing any, I want me honey
     
  14. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    We would be pretty fucked without bees apparently...
     
  15. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Einstein apparently predicted that if bees became extinct, the human race would die within 4 years
     
  16. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I don't think we would die... but I think bees pollinate a stupid amount of our fruits, so it would have a bad impact.
     
  17. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Bees are incredibly important.

    They are key to plants reproducing.
     
  18. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    not just fruit man...all plants.

    No plants = no oxygen = Total recall style death!!

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people AIIIIIR!
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    FUCK BEES
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