Beer Warning - All men plz READ !!!

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  1. shadowdemon1990

    shadowdemon1990 Original Nuttah

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    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'

    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
    bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female
    sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

    Men are rendered helples s against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.' In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.
     
  2. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Hahaha fuckin quality! :rofl:
     
  4. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    WOW!! this happens alot then... i thought i was the only one! hahahaha
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    wow.. this has never happened to me.... guess im lucky.....:pimp:

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    either that or im fuckin ugly:teeth::oscar:
     
  6. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    very funny!
    reminds me of cake...
     
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    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    HAHAHAHA
    brilliant
     
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    Nutek movement junglist

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