Beards

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Sicx, Jan 5, 2014.

  1. Sicx

    Sicx Well-Known Member

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    im 21 and can't grow anything more than a bit of ginger bumfluff, even though im not ginger. Is there anyone else who feels as inadequate and unmanly as me? I hope so cuz im contemplating sticking pubes to my face.

    Also Karnage is not welcome in this thread because ive seen what you look like and its marvelous
    Also general beard thread
     
  2. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    I laugh in your general direction.

    Edit: Having said that, I think it would take me a fair while to grow a full lumberjack beard.
     
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  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I'm a shave in the morning, 12 o clock shadow by 12 o clock kinda guy.

    I used to love it when i was younger, now its just a pain in the arse...

    Also, any length of facial hair when you have a mrs with a disco afro = Severe static electricity.

    Not the one getting shocked out your sleep at 3am!
     
  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i'm the same man.

    only recently had any sort of growth around my chinny chin chin.

    my advice: shave more often than you need to, it will grow back thicker and fuller each time, but you will probably end up having to shave daily by the time your 25.
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    ^^^^

    Exactly what i did/happened to me, i started shaving bumfluff off when i was like 15, now i completely regret it.
     
  6. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    I shave every other day. Ive got a couple of scar's on my face so I cant grow a beard it just looks weird but ive always wanted to.
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    You are going to get very bored of shaving as you grow older. You need to try and look at a lack of facial hair as a positive imo.
     
  8. Naib

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    just remember...

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    Top one is a normal head hair
    Middle one is a normal beard hair
    Bottom one is a ZOMG mutant thick hair that just wrecks razors, itch's etc...
     
  9. D-Jhepz

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    havent shaved since the 22nd and im loving it :D
     
  10. Mania

    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    Dont have anything other than a lip n chin fluff, and this god awful dirty sanchez that keeps trying to grow on me. I'm aiming for a nice tidy 5 o'clock shadow, but i dont know when i should start shaving for it.
     
  11. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I grow beard in select places, but very quickly in those places.

    I quite enjoy shaving now though, so that's a bonus
     
  12. safety

    safety double safety

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    beards were big on this forum in 2008
     
  13. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I am 34 and I only shaved once every 3 or 4 days. Beards are for Jews and Muslims.
     
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  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    :lol:

    Ears has got a point...
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    looking young > having a beard
     
  16. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I shave like once a week. The last time I had it full grown, I was looking like a hobo.