Beard tips

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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I'm growing one again, so wondering what I need to do this time as far as keeping it looking good goes. last time I didn't really do much with it. I had tonsilitis for over a month so just didn't shave and had a beard. Then just let it grow. This time around I'm growing it on purpose and aim to keep it healthy.

    So any have experience of having one for a prolonged period? Do I use a certain sort of moisturiser for the skin underneath and how do i effectively get to the skin? Should I shampoo my beard? Should i use hair conditioner to?
     
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    groelle Well-Known Member

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    shampoo most definitely, yes. starts to itch A LOT if you dont, after a certain length.

    good luck!
     
  3. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Men grow beards because we are men. We do not need advice on beard maintenance. Growing a beards is innate.
    When you learn this you are ready.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Yes Shampoo condition & moisturize. Or you will get beard dandruff
     
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    Afek_One Well-Known Member

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    Definitely shampoo and condition. There are beard moisturizers for your face. If you keep it clean, you might not need it. It's going to itch for a while regardless of what you do. That should go away in a few days. Welcome to manhood.
     
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    djad leo the lion

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    Shampoo and condition? What is this, a thread full of gay boys!! If you grow a beard like a man then be a man about it!!

    Im a few weeks into one atm. Most important is to trim the old tash cause that is irritating.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i for one appreciate the male sensitivity . oh and your gays
     
  8. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Well I want to keep it clean because I still want my face in pussy. Doubt women appreciate flaky dry skin going down on them
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    You going for the Amish look again Borf or are you shapin' it this time?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    It appears that his post wasn't "Healthy"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    :rodigan:Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Take that healthy and stick a thumb up your butt.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah! now do a penis dance!
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    I'm definitely goin big. Not sure what to do yet though.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yes. and the penis dance?
     
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    kama benkama.net

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    My beard grows without any help. Some days I try to grow it a bit more than others but I doubt it has an effect.
     
  18. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Step 1. Stop shaving
    Step 2. Continue until beard appears
    Step 3. Reap rewards - Warmer face. Place to hide food. Sudden increased knowledge in Science and Mathmatics. New found desire for DIY. Possible warlord abilities. Free hookers.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    step 4. penis dance?
     
  20. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Always penis dance. And grow the same beard on your scrotum as on your chin