Bear Grylls

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I see this crazy fucker eating a skunk and drinking his own piss out of a snake skin. Has anybody seen this crazy fucker doing anything else
 
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I saw him eat raw polar bear, and I saw that skunk episode. My mate loves it.

I reckon he's a fucking fraud. He does all this mad crazy survival shit yeah, then just gets picked up by a helicopter and spends the night in his luxury hotel with coke & hookers, I swear to it!

OK I made up the coke & hookers bit, but how else you think he got known as Bear 'Luxury Hotel' Grylls??
 
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jmzmaloney said:
I see this crazy fucker eating a skunk and drinking his own piss out of a snake skin. Has anybody seen this crazy fucker doing anything else
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Yeah eating some nasty grub which gave him diarreah, then he used his pants to siv clean water? Making tea out of animal shit, Sleeping in a camels carcus. Taking massive bite sout of live snakes. Fighting a horned viper.

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I saw him eat raw polar bear, and I saw that skunk episode. My mate loves it.

I reckon he's a fucking fraud. He does all this mad crazy survival shit yeah, then just gets picked up by a helicopter and spends the night in his luxury hotel with coke & hookers, I swear to it!

OK I made up the coke & hookers bit, but how else you think he got known as Bear 'Luxury Hotel' Grylls??
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And brof you are correct. he was found out last year http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-470155/How-Bear-Grylls-Born-Survivor-roughed--hotels.html
 
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Why is this on TV I have never been in the situation where I would need to spend the night in a camel carcus and have to fight a horned viper, although this may have come in handy when I got chucked out of a taxi completely fucked for throwing up over a taxi driver. It was fucking freezing when I woke up in some brambles on the hard shoulder of the motorway but I couldnt find a camel anywhere and the only piss I had stored was in my brand new G Star jeans.
 
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doubt thered be much going on at all on the telly if it all had to be pertaining to your life in some way. not that you arent exciting, it just seems kind of pay-per-view.
 
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I saw him tossing off a rabid wolverine for the man juice cuz he couldnt pregnate his wife. Shit Im pissed and Ive got to be at work in six hours
 
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he's a prick!

he changed his name to bear, and know he just sounds like an east london rapper sporting over excessive teeth jewellery...

wanker!

I'd rather have ray mears anyday :slayer:
 
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Blurr said:
he's a prick!

he changed his name to bear, and know he just sounds like an east london rapper sporting over excessive teeth jewellery...

wanker!

I'd rather have ray mears anyday :slayer:
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yeah mate, Ray is well better then bear all day, i was having a convo with my mate bout who would win in a barney between them two...or ray, bear and that geezer from Amazon who hangs round n get blitzed with all kinds of mad tribes.

u decide!!!



VS



VS



FIGHT!!!!
 
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I think Ray Mears is a bit more classy he doesnt have to do all that turn your cock inside out, drink elephant shit bollox to pull in the punters. Hes my choice anyday
 
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