Bear Grylls

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I see this crazy fucker eating a skunk and drinking his own piss out of a snake skin. Has anybody seen this crazy fucker doing anything else
     
  2. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    I saw him eat raw polar bear, and I saw that skunk episode. My mate loves it.

    I reckon he's a fucking fraud. He does all this mad crazy survival shit yeah, then just gets picked up by a helicopter and spends the night in his luxury hotel with coke & hookers, I swear to it!

    OK I made up the coke & hookers bit, but how else you think he got known as Bear 'Luxury Hotel' Grylls??
     
  3. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    yeah mate he is mental...seen him with his swollen face from a bee sting...

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    Yeah eating some nasty grub which gave him diarreah, then he used his pants to siv clean water? Making tea out of animal shit, Sleeping in a camels carcus. Taking massive bite sout of live snakes. Fighting a horned viper.

    And brof you are correct. he was found out last year http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-470155/How-Bear-Grylls-Born-Survivor-roughed--hotels.html
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Why is this on TV I have never been in the situation where I would need to spend the night in a camel carcus and have to fight a horned viper, although this may have come in handy when I got chucked out of a taxi completely fucked for throwing up over a taxi driver. It was fucking freezing when I woke up in some brambles on the hard shoulder of the motorway but I couldnt find a camel anywhere and the only piss I had stored was in my brand new G Star jeans.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    doubt thered be much going on at all on the telly if it all had to be pertaining to your life in some way. not that you arent exciting, it just seems kind of pay-per-view.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    seems. i use this word alot today. its vauge up my statements i think
     
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    i saw him drink the juice out of elephant shit..
     
  11. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    I saw him sleep in a dead camal lol.
     
  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I saw him tossing off a rabid wolverine for the man juice cuz he couldnt pregnate his wife. Shit Im pissed and Ive got to be at work in six hours
     
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    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    lol nuttah:rinsed:
     
  14. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    he's a prick!

    he changed his name to bear, and know he just sounds like an east london rapper sporting over excessive teeth jewellery...

    wanker!

    I'd rather have ray mears anyday :slayer:
     
  15. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    yeah mate, Ray is well better then bear all day, i was having a convo with my mate bout who would win in a barney between them two...or ray, bear and that geezer from Amazon who hangs round n get blitzed with all kinds of mad tribes.

    u decide!!!

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    I saw him making tea out of shit, and filtering the water from the dirty river with his underwear after having diarrhoea so he could drink it. Sick mofo!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I see that third one doing some crazy shit with his cock
     
  18. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Yeah and it makes him go all queezy n shit...he turned his knob inside himself...wierd.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I think Ray Mears is a bit more classy he doesnt have to do all that turn your cock inside out, drink elephant shit bollox to pull in the punters. Hes my choice anyday
     
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    AGDrumNBass Rolling Deep In Da Jungle

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