Bear Grylls Vs Ray Mears

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by JamesZero, Jul 17, 2009.

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Which one?

  1. Bear Grylls

    40.6%
  2. Ray Mears

    59.4%
  1. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Inspired by CRoOK's thread...

    Who would you rather be stuck with if you were stranded in the wild?
     
  2. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Ray Mears because he's not irritating as fuck.
     
  3. Fortune^

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    But he's such a patronizing cunt...
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    My hatred for Bear Grylls is unfounded, yet passionate.

    His brother Wolf Lasagne, is also a cunt.
     
  5. CRoOK

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    ray mears. he wouldnt recklessly endanger your life, make you drink piss and then when its gets dark leave you in the woods while he goes to the nearest travel lodge.
     
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    What you call patronising I call knowledgeable.
     
  7. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    haha, that made me crack up.

    I quite like Bear Grylls, well I find his show entertaining to watch anyway.

    I think Ray Mears would be wicked to go for a pint with, he's got to have some well interesting stories.
     
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    Hahaha. His half sister Foxy Salamander is pretty hot.
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I hate myself & think I am weak for it, but I would have to shout abuse at Bear Grylls in the street if I saw him.

    He justs winds me up.

    In fact...
     
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  11. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Definitely Ray Mears.

    Seen enough articles calling Bear Grylls a faker, including about him building shelters in the 'wilderness' and then fooking off to stay in the nearest hotel for the night, and having proper food with him, despite claiming to live off exotic insects and poisonous tree bark.

    & what kind of man calls himself Bear?

    U ain't a red indian...
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    One of the first Bear Grylls episodes I saw made me proper angry...

    He was doing the whole "shipwrecked" scenario & ran down a fucking Sea Turtle, millitantly stabbed it in the neck & it made some fucked up noise, then he cooked it in his shell!!!

    How they got away with that I don't know...

    He could of just easily explained what to do, without killing the poor thing!

    The fact that he then probably fucked off to a Hotel & slept/eat like a King just rubs Salt in the wound.

    Top Dickhead.
     
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  13. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Also,

    if you were stranded long term and had to resort to Cannibalism, Ray Mears has much more meat on his bones.
     
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    The definition of hypocrisy.
     
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    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I might we going way out on a limb here... and I apologise if I'm way off the mark... but I get the feeling you don't like Bear Grylls? :)
     
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    Bear Grylls is a fukin nuttah :twisted:
     
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    its funny when Bear digs a hole in the snow to sleep and says goodnight blah blah...then the next scene the camera man estimates exactly when he pops his head out of the snow hole all warm and cosey:rolleyes: Ray is a master of Bush Craft..nuff said!
     
  18. Moskit

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    Him or me!? :D
     
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    :D

    I'll let your excellent judge of character decide that.

    On a side note. I've just checked the skiba-tree thread on DNBA and someone has actually made me piss laughing!

    Check it.

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  20. Fortune^

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    Mears undoubtably has the skills to pay the bills just don't like his manner is all.