battle or 2?

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by carlcaine, Aug 26, 2010.

  1. carlcaine

    carlcaine New Member

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    wa'gwarn to u
    as u can see im new
    anyone up 4 a battle or 2?
    no bullshit, spit true
    im not askin u to
    im tellin, if i dnt see a reply gonna start yellin
    cus i got too much wellin
    up inside, 0 confidence n fuck all pride
    ur a chicken, u cant fly u just glide.

    reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeplyyyyyyyyyyyyy plizzle
     
  2. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    Cool story bro



    but welcome
     
  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    woah dem sum serious bad man tings u da next eksman innit
     
  4. Prospekt

    Prospekt Active Member

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  5. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    im sure Borf or Ethix will lay down
     
  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    This is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And i liked to take a minute
    And sit right there
    And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where i spent most of my days
    Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys
    Who were up to no good
    Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
    She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air i pegged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket so i put my walkman on and said i might as well kick it

    first class yo this is bad drinkin orange juice out of a champaine glass is this what the people of bel air live like hmm this might be allright but wait i hear persy boy liein is this the type of place they should send this cool cat i don't think so we'll see when i get there i hope they're prepared for the prince of bel air

    well ah when the plain landed and i came out there was a dude that looked like a cop standin there with my name out i aint tryin to get arrested yet i just got here i sprang with the quickness of lightning and dissapeared I whistled for a cab
    And when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything i can say this cab is rare
    But i thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air


    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
     
  7. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yo, hey what's happening dude?
    I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
    Terrorizin' people wherever I go
    It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
    Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
    Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
    I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
    Last name, Simpson, first name, Bart
    I'm here today to introduce the next phase
    The next step in the big Bart craze
    I got a dance, real easy to do
    I learned it with no rhythm and so can you
    So, move your body, if you got the notion
    Front to back in a rock-like motion
    Now that you got it, if you think you can
    Do it to the music, that's the Bartman
    Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
    Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man
    Move you butt to the side, yes, you can, can
    Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
    Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
    Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man
    Move you butt to the side, yes, you can, can
    Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
     
  8. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  9. ManuForti

    ManuForti Detached Audio

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    I had a vision of a murder

    jawgawn sitting in a house with a 9 in my hand and a joint in my mouth
    Straight fucking with that sisqo, it got me noid

    I never should've started fucking with that 40

    Now sprung out, stuck on the killa trip

    Trippin like a motherfucker, but now I'm through with it

    Got on the phone said "Amigo I'm on my way

    My bitch is tripping, I need a place to stay"

    she's talking to me like I got no brain

    Cause of that sisqo, or cuz I'm insane

    Brotha Lynch's been through the same thing though

    But jawgawn can be tripping over no hoe



    So I got my 9 I was stressing

    Trew out a lotionhead to keep em guessing

    Went outside a house there was a dead bitch

    That what she gets from marrying a lunatic

    Im on that killa spree shooting that 9

    Niggas dying cuz me and my bitch had a fight

    I know its fuckedup and fooled but thats the price ya paying

    Niggas fading my bitch is too when I sprung

    See I dont give a fuck about shit

    Even if ya know me I smoke ya and let you be a (dead homie)

    show me that you're a lunatic like show and ya might live when ya fuckin wit

    a psycho


    Dont fuck with a crazy Motherfucker

    Dont fuck with a (a motherfucking Psycho)

    Dont fuck with a b----


    (Hell yeah) I did a walkby and the attitude I have is

    Fuck everybody if they ain't from the ?? (fo' sure)

    Little voices in my head got me doing dirt

    The ever deaths of the murder painted on my shirt

    Is it the sisqo that's fucking up my head? (maybe)

    Ain't it crunchy for the thirst of a nigga dead

    Was my bitch right, am I crazy?

    Or am I thinking the worlds trying to fake me? (he is)

    The only answer that I know is the killa chow

    Watching his ass bleed the pillars of a riot punk

    I got 2 homies meg0 and Brotha Lynch

    They know I'm crazy but they just didn't get convinced

    Yeah, now watch me kill this motherfucker

    I cracked his spine, take two limbs like a titty rowsucker

    I moved my pedals when I saw his body drop

    His neck was broke and his spinal cord was popped

    I can't be stopped (yeah), I got to take that fools life

    I'm outta bullets so fuck it, I use my knife

    Who's next to die don't know nobody no bitch stare

    No telling when you're fucking with a psycho


    I'm looking for a slida - some jack the ripper shit

    So I take a bitch and stick a fat knife in her clit, watch her twit

    My bricks turn to stone

    Cause I love to hear a motherfucker scream in a scare tone

    And then it's on, I'm digging in the dead bitch

    She can't feel it but I gives a fuck I like the shit

    I hear sirens, that's all I need to know

    The cops is on their way, it's time for me to go

    I hit a ?? and was headed for the house shot

    On deuce 4 street the cops had a roadblock

    'What the fucks next?' is what I'm thinking

    I'm butt-naked and my plot is straight sinking

    I grabbed the bitch who was standing on the corner

    "You scream or hollah and I smoke ya, I won't budge."

    I put the knife to her throat and yelled out

    "Clear the street or this bitch's gon' get another mouth."

    The cops is like "Right yeah, let the lady go."

    I said "Hell no, I kill this bitch and that's on the fo'."

    I had the bitch by her throat wouldn't let her go

    She gotta die cause they're fucking with a psycho



    (Fuck, picture this) (Cause I shot your punk ass in the midst)

    Now I'm in a fuckedup spot but I got a cool plot

    That I'mma use, and I'mma kill the hoe if they refuse

    To let me go cause nigga I know what's up

    If I cut the bitches throat then I'm fucked

    The cops don't care about blowing a top of me

    Cause I be delaying they coffee and donuts so

    I thought about my plot I'mma kill the hoe

    Based on the fact I put it on the motherfucking fo

    Cop listen ya better drop ya weapon and do shit

    Either that or I'm gonna let the bitch have it

    The cops is like 'go ahead kill the trick'

    probably cause the girl was a black bitch

    I said okay and put the knife to her throat

    I took a swing and then headed towards jumpo

    They started blasting and blasting at me

    About 20 shots, they never hit a nigga G

    I was running low, trying not to get popped

    Got chased by hundred white cops

    I got shot then I dropped like c-lo

    Just another day, in the life of a psycho
     
  10. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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