Bacon

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  1. mcbeckzman :P

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    I just had a beasty toasted bacon egg and cheese sandwhich but i dont think i did the bacon enough and now im sacred im going to die.

    What actually happens eating uncooked bacon?
     
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    Worst case scenario - you will piss out of your ass and be horribly sick.
     
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    Instant aids and swine flu std cock rot

    drink bleach now and have a more dignified death (y)
     
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    You cooked it for a good few minutes. So it's not totally raw. You'll probably be fine, but don't be surprised if you get a bad stomach.
     
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    good few minutes. I microwaved it. minute on each side haha. hope fully ill be fine. I betta not av a bad stomach for friday!!!
     
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    bacon is cured and smoked in a smokehouse for 10 days or more with salt, sugar and other ingredients..... so it wont' hurt you , just full of sodium and calories
     
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    microwaving bacon is an instant solid palm.
     
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    you microwaved bacon!?! what the fuck!?!
     
  10. Thin and crispy

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    Get it in the frying pan u lazy bastard.
     
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    under the grill's even better so the fat curls up and goes crispy
     
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    Grilling is for women.
     
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    glue palm to face

    then proceed to apologise

    beckzman, microwave and bacon dont go in the same sentence, its just wrong man.
     
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    Geogre Foreman grilled bacon is the best imo, and I will be honest I did try microwaving bacon once cause someone said it could be done and it wasn't very nice tbh.
     
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    She's a woman, nothing to apologise for. Bacon + Frying pan = Crispy fat too, and more flavour!
     
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    I eat raw bacon a lot, having got sick once.

    Use to make sandwiches at night and all.love the taste of raw bacon :D :D
     
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    This is the way forward dont you know...
     
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    Saw tv chef marco pierre white do this saying it's the best way. Certainly the easiest, however.. i prefer just to use the frying pan
     
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    Yeah man, frying pan bacon is equivilant of mixing on decks, microwave like cdj's, just not the same!
     
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    There is more flavour for a reason. There is more fat.

    Grilling until crispy is the way.

    Oh and beckzman you have contracted bad aidz.