Bacon Scented Shaving Foam

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  1. MrChapman

    MrChapman Member

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4670942/bacon-flavoured-shaving-foam.html

    AN American company is seeking a slice of the men’s grooming market by launching a bacon flavoured SHAVING FOAM.
    The odd invention by J&D’s Foods has been labelled as a “high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream”.
    The firm says it is best used after a hot shower or before an “important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with”.


    It is the brainchild of Justin Esch, who calls himself a bacontrepreneur following other pork-flavoured products such as baconnaise and bacon salt.

    He said: “There is nothing more powerful than the smell of bacon, nothing. Bacon is the smell of champions."

    "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and bacon is the best part of breakfast. Why not smell like it and be the best?"

    “Bacon is delicious, people get excited when they smell it. When you walk into a room don’t you want people to be excited to see you?”






    This may just be the incentive I need to start shaving... Thoughts?
     
  2. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    if i cant eat it, i dont want to smell it
     
  3. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    So essentially it's pig jizz. On your face.
     
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  4. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    Ground Bacon + infusor + scentless shaving cream = this; for much cheaper if you plan on keeping a regular supply.



    Infusors are the shit
     
  5. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    yeah, fill a balloon with that shit and you have a pig.
     
  6. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Reminds me of this commercial.
     
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