Back Wax!!??? OUCH!!

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    My bird decided she was going to wax my back last night!

    JJJEEESSZZ proper kained! never do that again! now my backs itchy and all sorts!

    who ever says waxing doesnt hurt is one seriously masochistic fucker!!
     
  2. Gumby

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    you pussy.
     
  3. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Haha feeeeeeeeeel it Rocks!!!

    Shes tryin to change ya bruv.....dont let it happen...u were hairy b4 u met her!!....stand ur ground son!!

    Revolt!!!
     
  4. RocksteadyUK

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    we have our first masochist!!!

    WATCH OUT FOR GUMBY!! she'll have you when your backs turned!!!


    Im sorry... but im not fond of having all my hair folicules within a mile radius ripped out by hot sticky wax!!
     
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    nah thought it would be a laugh..... thought... "whats the worst that could happen...... "have hot wax poured on my and have my hari ripped out and it hurt like fuck"

    and yes..... the worst happened!!!
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    had my chest done for a dair once...

    ...was minor man!!

    ...dunno what the whole big deal is!!
     
  7. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    Peter Griffin - "Shave a mans back Meg & he'll purr like a walrus, Oooooorrrrooooo"
     
  8. RocksteadyUK

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    shut up sam! i was there!!! i saw the look on your face!! hahahaha.

    anyway..... your chest = a little tuft of hair about the size of 10 box of fags.

    my back = one vast space of hairiness!! as far as the eye could see.... ok.... a bit of an exagiration... but...... considerably more hair than you man!!! hahahaha..... your chest was done with one simple swipe..... my back took what felt like a million!!!

    WAS NOT HAPPY!! hahaha
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Haha, erm...nothing to be proud of bro...Much rather have hair on my chest than my back mate!!!

    You want a banana??
     
  10. safety

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    suck it up rock. according to most of the girls i know, a hairy back is one of the most unattractive things ever. don't you get turned off by women that don't shave thier legs? it's the same thing for them man.
     
  11. B1aDe

    B1aDe Hear me now!

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    HAHAHA this is priceless :lol_board
     
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    You know where its heading dont you..
     
  13. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    ok so back hair bad, chest hair good? never heard hasselhoff complaining about the lack of punanny
     
  15. Gumby

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    lol im no masochist! but girls get their super sensitive bits waxed all the time and you dont hear us complaining.

    toughen up princess, its only your back!
     
  16. RocksteadyUK

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    Dont ever listen to your mrs when she say.... "it dont hurt i swear!"...... well....
     
  17. RocksteadyUK

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    what!!! i heard a few yelps later on that night!!.... and anyway..... that only takes a few strips and its done..... i can handle 2or3 not 10 or 15!!!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah princess. toughen up. is it hot when girls get their brazilian? should they film it and sell it on the interenet, panty im looking at you here
     
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    Brazilian?????

    Why have hair when we can go the whole hog and get rid of it all!!!! hmmmmmmmmm I LIKE!!


    To be honest this is why i ended up gettin my back waxed..... the mrs says she likes a Braz.... where i like the little school girl look... all bald and lovely! hahahaha..... so she said you have your back waxed..... which she thought i wouldnt do..... and ill go completely bald!!!

    GUESS WHO WON????? YEEEAAHHH BABY!!
     
  20. moriaty

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    in all fairness, most women have very thin body hair, and every time you wax them, they go thinner, which means less pain.
    try and wax a guy's back without any previous treatment and you're in for a painful shock..

    on another note, i think girls need to be more honest.
    YOU LOVE THE HAIR! ADMIT IT!

    im hairy as an ape, and i have yet to land a complaint from a lady.
    my back is the only hairless part of my body, and my girlfriend wishes that it was like a carpet too..!


    in all honesty tho, the only hairy part i wish was clean is the vast area between my eyebrows, but no to worry, 3 years of painful tweezer-ing have made it impossible for any vegetation to flourish there..
    see? NNNNeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK.. squeaky clean..!

    gay you say ? many have thought so. and screamingly proven to be wrong.
     
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