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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by dnb in ya face, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Deep in the southern planes of Angola there lies the Sheeka, a small inbred goat which has five legs consisting of two normal legs and three wooden legs. This is quite marvelous because they also eat the infamous Fuundu from the deep jungle in the north of this place. Their family and friends know them better as "hablems" , but then again they have no friends because they are Sheeka. Some migrants say they have special powers and one them is actually Jesus Christ himself, but they are migrants and are only in it for the money. This puzzles me in so many ways, not least the fact they dont exist.

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  2. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    = the Sheeka
    i want one as a pet!
     
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    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    You got it in one, the Iranian government are keeping it on the downlow though. Obviously
     
  4. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Deep in the southern planes of Angola there lies the Sheeka.........??

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    their wooden legs are like a hermit crabs shell, the dense forest is littered with legs of all different sizes and as they grow they will change their legs for a larger size, leaving the smaller ones behind for smaller sheeka to use. this is why you will always see the odd larger male walking in 'the drunken style' as the largest of legs are hard to come by.

    apparently all the legs were whittled many years ago by the one they call 'jesus'.
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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