Baby Vs Cobra - There can be only 1 winner

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  1. jmzmaloney

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    that baby is gonna grow up the indian steve irwin

    my little sister killed our old snake when she was 3 by crushing its body. it died 2 days after she held it with a blue handprint around the area she grabbed it, lol.
     
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    clearly this baby has been raped too many times they just toss it on a blanket with a lethal cobra
     
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    I cant decide whose side I'm on, who is the rightful owner of the rug. Clearly the snake ate the baby right after the video it had it by the neck at the very end. Is that how they get by the baby eating in this country.

    Rules of Baby Eating

    1. Only after its been eaten by a cobra.

    Did they fuck it and this is the most logical way of destroying the evidence. The snake I mean I'm not a complete sick bastard.
     
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    i was really hoping that was gonna be a lot more brutal. i fuckin hate babies
     
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    unfortunately when the baby meets a cobra thats not had its teeth removed its gonna get a shock.
     
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    a cobra with no teeth? thats like having sex with a condom
     
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    The baby had its teeth removed aswell. I dont know how these things go down in Blackpool. You got a problem with Cobras? I dont think I like your attitude.
     
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    i wander what it feels like to be "bitten" by a cobra with no teeth
     
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    similar to if one of your elder relatives bit you i would imagine
     
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    Looks like the only winner in this fight was entertainment.
     
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    na im pretty sure entertainment lost too