Australia shark attacks: Would cull work?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    2,091
    I think this is fuckin disgraceful.

    They want to cull sharks to stop attacks! how about you stay out the fuckin water cunts!! or make a giant deep swimming pool!

    The guys family have said they don't want people to hunt for the shark. he knew the risks. and prob would of liked that his death was the result of his fav animal.

    sharks r fuckin awesome creatures. anyone who thinks they are 'evil' is a fuckin idiot.

    [​IMG]

    cunts
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,157
    Likes Received:
    2,599
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    My solution would be more dolphins, dolphin security as it were, or take a dolphin on a lead.

    If it was me and I was there, knowing what I know about shark attacks, you gotta swim down below it, and then charge it as fast as possible, punch it on the nose, itll fuck off after that onslaught
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    2,091
    :word:
     
  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2008
    Messages:
    9,507
    Likes Received:
    298
    cunts indeed... thats like saying we should blow up mountains to stop people getting stuck in them
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    2,091
    :word:
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,157
    Likes Received:
    2,599
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    How the hell would you blow up a mountain, jesus my brain is getting fried thinking about it. I'm all for it guys, I'm in, lets blow up a fucking mountain
     
  7. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    2,091
    no, we dnt blow up mountains! we shud send more people up them n hope they get stuck n die.

    throw more people in the ocean.

    gas more jews.

    lots of works to do.
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,157
    Likes Received:
    2,599
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    Suffocate the mountain with people? Seems like a wild idea. Hey if everyone had a pint glass how long would it take us to drink an ocean
     
  9. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2010
    Messages:
    4,924
    Likes Received:
    98
    Location:
    The Northernmost Point of Kent, UK
    Or just put the mountains in the sea and block the sharks in their own sin bin
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    2,091
    AE?! u being anti shark !! fuckin racist human
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,157
    Likes Received:
    2,599
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    Now we're talking
     
  12. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2009
    Messages:
    5,589
    Likes Received:
    948
    Location:
    London/Sheffield
    imo we should be trying to have sex with sharks to make some deadly swimming clever land babies yagetsme
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,547
    Likes Received:
    2,521
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    I MY DEAR FRIEND AM PRO SHARK. IM PRO SHARKS MAULING FRANCE. THEN INVADING IT IN CYBORG FORM. ROBOT FRANCE 29.
     
  14. hit em high

    hit em high Member

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2011
    Messages:
    224
    Likes Received:
    9
    Idiots saying we should cull them, end of the day we are intruding on their hunting grounds and habitat,what do people expect.

    In some sort of similar vain i was scanning through the radio the other week and i heard an amazing fact - cats account for the death of 5 million small animals in the U.K alone every year - researched by the RSPB. That is an amazing statistic for an animal that is essentially introduced by humans. Think some sort of argument was going on between a vet and someone from springwatch - springwatch was saying cats should be made to stay in at night and in general, and the vet was saying altering feline behaviour patterns could have bad long term physiological effects on the species. I kinda agree its impractical but 5 million a year? something needs to be done!

    Sorry for going off topic!
     
  15. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,157
    Likes Received:
    2,599
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    Fuck Springwatch the fucking hippies, you want 5 million extra rats running around?
     
  16. chanty

    chanty Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2008
    Messages:
    2,146
    Likes Received:
    9
    Location:
    Bristol
    make a mountain out of sharks and make people get stuck in that mountain. see how many "accidents" happen then
     
  17. hit em high

    hit em high Member

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2011
    Messages:
    224
    Likes Received:
    9
    haha fair point but as the study was RSPB i think they found it was 70% small birds, 20% small mammals and 10% reptiles, to be fair as well i dunno how accurate this study is, they must of asked everyone in the u.k how many animals their cats bring in as gifts each year?! I keep count of how many cats my dogs kill though......8 so far this year, not bad
     
  18. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2010
    Messages:
    4,924
    Likes Received:
    98
    Location:
    The Northernmost Point of Kent, UK
    Well no but the naughty ones deserve to be punished and a mountainous ocean sin bin is the best way.

    Also the RSPB ask people to put bells on their cats so it gives the bird a chance, I'd hate to be the cat with bloody bell
     
  19. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    2,091
    a mountain of sharks sounds intresting. if they are all alive that is. otherwise its just a japanese feast.
     
  20. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,157
    Likes Received:
    2,599
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT