Australia shark attacks: Would cull work?

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I think this is fuckin disgraceful.

They want to cull sharks to stop attacks! how about you stay out the fuckin water cunts!! or make a giant deep swimming pool!

The death of surfer Benjamin Linden, 24, who was apparently mauled by a large white shark, has sparked concern among government officials and prompted calls for the animals' protected status to be lifted.
The guys family have said they don't want people to hunt for the shark. he knew the risks. and prob would of liked that his death was the result of his fav animal.

sharks r fuckin awesome creatures. anyone who thinks they are 'evil' is a fuckin idiot.



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My solution would be more dolphins, dolphin security as it were, or take a dolphin on a lead.

If it was me and I was there, knowing what I know about shark attacks, you gotta swim down below it, and then charge it as fast as possible, punch it on the nose, itll fuck off after that onslaught
 

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My solution would be more dolphins, dolphin security as it were, or take a dolphin on a lead.

If it was me and I was there, knowing what I know about shark attacks, you gotta swim down below it, and then charge it as fast as possible, punch it on the nose, itll fuck off after that onslaught
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How the hell would you blow up a mountain, jesus my brain is getting fried thinking about it. I'm all for it guys, I'm in, lets blow up a fucking mountain
 

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no, we dnt blow up mountains! we shud send more people up them n hope they get stuck n die.

throw more people in the ocean.

gas more jews.

lots of works to do.
 

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Suffocate the mountain with people? Seems like a wild idea. Hey if everyone had a pint glass how long would it take us to drink an ocean
 

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I MY DEAR FRIEND AM PRO SHARK. IM PRO SHARKS MAULING FRANCE. THEN INVADING IT IN CYBORG FORM. ROBOT FRANCE 29.
 
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Idiots saying we should cull them, end of the day we are intruding on their hunting grounds and habitat,what do people expect.

In some sort of similar vain i was scanning through the radio the other week and i heard an amazing fact - cats account for the death of 5 million small animals in the U.K alone every year - researched by the RSPB. That is an amazing statistic for an animal that is essentially introduced by humans. Think some sort of argument was going on between a vet and someone from springwatch - springwatch was saying cats should be made to stay in at night and in general, and the vet was saying altering feline behaviour patterns could have bad long term physiological effects on the species. I kinda agree its impractical but 5 million a year? something needs to be done!

Sorry for going off topic!
 
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Fuck Springwatch the fucking hippies, you want 5 million extra rats running around?
haha fair point but as the study was RSPB i think they found it was 70% small birds, 20% small mammals and 10% reptiles, to be fair as well i dunno how accurate this study is, they must of asked everyone in the u.k how many animals their cats bring in as gifts each year?! I keep count of how many cats my dogs kill though......8 so far this year, not bad
 

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AE?! u being anti shark !! fuckin racist human
Well no but the naughty ones deserve to be punished and a mountainous ocean sin bin is the best way.

Also the RSPB ask people to put bells on their cats so it gives the bird a chance, I'd hate to be the cat with bloody bell
 
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