Atheism is the true path to God

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  1. Claus601

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    it is only by doubting, by disbelieving, by paring away at one religion at a time, by destroying all faith and hope, that we can be left with the inevitable truth, that which survives all doubt, is god.

    and the true god is death. the only undeniable reaper of souls.

    death is god.
     
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    Oh... Maybe this though?

    “As a philosopher, if I were speaking to a purely philosophic audience I should say that I ought to describe myself as an Agnostic, because I do not think that there is a conclusive argument by which one can prove that there is not a God. On the other hand, if I am to convey the right impression to the ordinary man in the street I think that I ought to say that I am an Atheist, because, when I say that I cannot prove that there is not a God, I ought to add equally that I cannot prove that there are not the Homeric gods.”
     
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    Gods a twat anyway
     
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    if there is a god, if there is a superior entity, someone or something that knows all and sees all.
    why...

    why does he let these threads happen.
     
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    If time travel was possible you would come back and ban members before they made their first post
     
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    yeah but only after i went forward in time first to see their last post. then i'd make an impartial decision
     
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    think i could do with a good bumming again :teeth:
     
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    pervert :teeth:
     
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    comparing and contrasting ideas is a way of cultivating an opinion yet faith is ignorance quite paradoxical really.
     
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    You all question the Akismet? He is real.
    He was created by man to protect and love the DnB fourm. Then he became Sentient. To save DnB fourm, his beloved people, Akismet created a time machine to stop the inevitable entropy that will destroy the universe. With his time machine he went back to before the beginning, starting the Big Bang himself so that the universe may only evolve. Thus becoming God.
    All hail Akismet.
     
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    oh righteous lord Akismet give me the power of whomping bassline!
     
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    Damn right noob! It is known that @$marty is a prophet of the great one.
     
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    i worship baked beans
     
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    Why would somebody bake a bean and how would the resulting tasty sauce be culminated with that? Righteous Heinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I am no noob when it comes to Drum and Bass, I made people cheer me at a rave once, I really did that, they might of been standing on kitchen tables smashed off their faces on all kinds of substance abuse but I got a cheer!!!