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  1. beknoxx

    beknoxx 7/11 7/11 VIP Junglist

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    title says it all.....ask anything you want and take the responses as you wish.

    I will go first......anybody know where to get a good deal on a hair dryer?
     
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    all you have to do is take the hair dryer out the box, balls it, then if anyone asks what's that in your trousers shout "STOP LOOKING AT MA PIECE BLAD!" then casually walk away

    my questions: how much pussy and rum do you need before you can officially become a pirate?
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN VIP Junglist

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    Tesco. Bought my bird one a month or two ago. £30. Miles better than her previous one. Use it to dry my pits and ballbag on a daily basis
     
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    Has anyone ever seen a real life Cat dick?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Dude...
     
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  7. beknoxx

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    fixed
     
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    Go up to the first woman u see pull ur dick out and say excuse me ma'am do u know how to use this? If she doesn't call the cops immediately then the answer is no
     
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    Is it too early for me to drink?
     
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    Danny u can have all the rum and pussy in the world and never become a pirate....u have to cut a leg off and poke an eye out
     
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    Men wearing tight black pants can drink whenever they want.....also they are one step closer to being a pirate
     
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    if i poo in the sink, can i drink the water from the toilet?
     
  14. beknoxx

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    In your case catsel since ur a vegan I believe u r required to poo in the toilet and drink the water ....and use a towel instead of toilet paper
     
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