ASDA Price Guarantee A.K.A The Top Tramp Tips Thread

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yh , so ama tramp .. on way home from asda last night i was picking other peoples reciepts out of the trolleys that were all stacked together,

    come home, put in transaction number and time on asda site and tey see if they are 10% cheaper than other supermarkets, if they aint , they give you a voucher to print off ..

    so ,

    1st reciept - 41p
    2nd - 2.44p
    3rd - 5.08p
    4th - ( was cheaper )
    5th (mine from shopping ) - 76p
    6th -3.27

    all printed out, and 2mo on way home i will go great 12 cans of beer for fuck all ...

    cheers asda ...

    seriously, if you was a tramp, you could go to asda, pick peoples left over reciepts out of their trolleys, go to local library , enter them and print the voucher ... then go to asda and use them to get some special brews in ... you could honestly live like that..

    i mean, thats pretty much what ive just done ..

    i really mainly shop at morrisons and tesco .. but asda was further and needed some stuff ( namely lion bar cereal )


    if anyone shops there, its so fuucking easy keep ure reciepts and any you see left in trolleys, coz everyone chucks em .. go home type in a few things, get free vouchers , and go buy beer ...


    yesh

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    tramp o claus
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    Can they be redeemed for cash to buy weed?

    I dont really drink lol.
     
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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    LOL
     
  4. EWOKS

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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    well think of this , if you was skint, you could go to asda, get reciepts from carpark trolleys and shit, print em off in library .. then go get box of beer for a tenners worth of vouchers, sell to some alchy faced red nosed dude for a 5er .. and go buy weed ... or just sell tenners worth of vouchers for a 5er and get at least a spliffs worth ? smoke it in 5 mins and start all over again
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    I think you might have just have struck oil Ethix!
     
  6. EWOKS

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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    am goin agen tonight, hang around asda's bins
     
  7. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    Haha! Beating the system fi'real. Best of luck in your endeavours!
     
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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    Tramps tend not to have such a "get up & go" entrepreneurial attitude. Begging is easier.
     
  9. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    great idea...asda at the end of my road = party time.
     
  10. EWOKS

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    Re: ASDA Price Guarantee ...

    hahahah ... its would be slightly amusing if it was a joke, its really sad... but seriously everyone leaves there reciepts in their trolleys, or just in a carryer bag theres usually one, go for the big ones ... bout 40 - 50 quid recipets, sometimes it dont work and you dont get alot ...

    my birds dad , he does it .. i mean with his recipets, he dont tramp it up like me ... he spends bout 100 a week in there, got 12 quid back off one reciept !!! i cant wait to find one of those badboys ... !!

    id be back to asda next morning getting there beers and munch in .... for free ...

    i dont care if the reciepts have dog shit on em ... fuck lyf ..

    also, why were on tips... approx 8 rollie butts split and put into a fresh rizzla you get off a passer by , facilitates a nice shmoke while your hanging round asda carpark picking up reciepts !

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    POW !
     
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    Thanks for the voucher screenshot... i'm now gonna race to Asda and redeem it before you can!
     
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    not without te reciept you aint .... foooooooooooool :D
     
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    My house mate works in Asda, shit's getting riiiinsed!
     
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    If I had the bollocks to go round picking receipts up I would do that.
     
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    Nearest fucking ASDA is about 40 mins drive from me :(
     
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    pure win, asda 2 mins from me :)
     
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