are you a ninja or a pussy?

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    legit pussy... not even worth denying tbh.
     
  3. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    In America we shoot ninjas. Sometimes we nuke them too.

    Sent from your mom's house with my iPhone.
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i love how all these people are sending messages from my mums house.. but they are all iPhone uses.. so u know there hipsters faggots.. my mum is not sexually satisfied lemme tell u..

    queers..
     
  5. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    anckle deep in yer maws......shrubbery
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    it should say:

    Sent from your mom's house using my Falcon messenger.

    or.

    Sent from your mom's house with my penis.

    or.

    Sent from your mom's house with with her regards.


    simple economics. profit?
     
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  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Sent from your nans pork pie knee deep in labia and win.
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Tied a plank to my arse so I don't fall in
     
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  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    so your a tire swing?
     
  10. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    your mother is a nice lady.
     
  11. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Seafood never call etc
     
  12. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    Ninja Pussy. obviously.

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  13. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Your just super jelly about how I rock skinny jeans and how I like that band before they existed. I also know Socrates. But I am so hipster I call him the Soakster.
    P.S. Your "mum" is more than satisfied. She just need two inches of hard dick.
     
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  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    wait so being intellectual is now "hip"? and "cool"? what in the fuck, last i checked reading and wearing glasses landed you severe beatings, ostracized to actual suicide, you know the one when people actually are surprised, like "yes we know he was severely bullied at school because of smart, but we never thought in a million years hed actually commit suicide" kind of suicide, not the "yeah yeah we know" suicide that suicdide is suiciding these days.

    and im ninja. iga AND koga. thats like blood and crip at the same time. hoe.
     
  15. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Some of us have made progress in regard to your mums. Thats why I send from your mums vag instead of her house ;). Snooze you lose.

    Sent from your mums vag using Tapatalk.
     
  16. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    sent from a dnb in wolverhampton