Apparently, I'm a "glorious bacon of light" now...

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  1. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    What should I do with that info?
     
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    insert an e.
     
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    run with it, then smother yourself in it.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nonsense. its not for sharing. bacon is one mans wife. and i drive a sexy sexy wife.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    But I don't like bacon. At all.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    SOMEBODY HAD BETTER DO SOMETHING. THIS IS NO WAY TO TALK
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Re: Apparently, I'm a "glorious bacon of light" now...

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    fuck brutha. iva climbed the fucking tree!!! u know bout this tree blacksandro?

    who the fuck keeps txtin me! arrah
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    somebodys texting you? well tell them i said for them to stop. tell them karl-some-fucking-guy-on-the-internet with delusions of grandure and a fixation with cum soaked leaks says they should stop. or he will get so very irate. indeed. alm,ost unthinkably irate. red in teh face front of my screen. then, id go to the train station, and go to colonge, germany, and hit electro-kuche. and its their fault. not another word about bacon. somebody in this thread had better take heed to the apostles warning.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha i had dinner at a mates house the other day and it was pasta tri fromaggio with bacon, so im sat there in the kitchen drinking, helping out with the cooking here and there, and the girlfriends task was to fix the bacon, and shed done that by frying streaky bacon and then putting it all in a bowl and sticking a pair of scissors in there and snipping away, which, whilst worked rteally well, also gave her what basically amounts to a big crisps bowl of bite sized bacon and everyone was busy doing something else.
    she didnt eat that much spaghetti or sauce or salad at all, just some whiskey and it was off to the club.

    as well as bacon, you can serve that dish con pollo or con carne, which i think sounds really good actually
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    this thread is making me hungry.

    also streaky bacon is shit. all bout sholder.

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you musnt ever forget bacon is thin. thick bacon is called pork, bit i think there might be a level between bacon and pork (i guess chop, pork chop)
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i like my bacon about an inch think, slow cooked. tad of mint sauce. and made from sheeps.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you are delusional, that which you describe is CLEARLY not bacon. honestly michael its like saying you had a pepsi for lunch but it was actually chicken phaal with naan and kobra beer. ,,,,, mmmm indian food!! but you have no sense, this is clear
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i do have sense. but i don't manufacture it no.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    fuck sense. i am logikz. logikz trumps sense. thats down to common sense.
    dont you just love that guy that at some point during the night will always say two tjomgs
    1. man image if you just had kike 50 million in your bank account right? man you could buy like aaaanything
    and
    2. why do we have a law. why do we have a book of laws. i thnk, right, i think if everyone just used common sense, it would work, i mean, i dont know why the hell we should have laws for
    3. something pretty racist

    i mean nice guy and all, but doesnt quite read and has adhd and similar self omf;octed mpm foseases
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    bacon hitler. never fails, does it? i mean really, how is it possible? the longevity of an internet funny is usually very limited but bacon hitler just keeps haning in there. its a powerful combo, of course, bacon and hitler. the colours red white and black at the same time will always be powerful 8, in a picture or clothes (nazi uniforms were not red or white, at least not usually, even if they say goebbles had a pink uniform (thats how gay (probably fdont want antwone to get uset he was. im thinking of the right one arenti: short, fat, bald, glasses? into the advertising business in a big way. was his main function ir memory serves

    i think its his fierce unrelenting look that makes it so captivating
     
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    I just like what he's done with the panelling/cladding in that room, taken an everyday material & made it into something very contemporary & modern.

    Kenny Ken/10.