Anyone here snore?!

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  1. muzzadj

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    Random question i know!

    But my mate is currently trying to sell some of his anti snore pillows and i'm just giving him a bit of a hand with promotion.

    100% success rate with customers so far, and if not 100% refund guaranteed!

    http://beesnorefree.co.uk/
     
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    dunno mate, im always asleep.
     
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    how much do you charge for these promotions? :p
     
  4. moriaty

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    i snore like a rhino, and i wouldnt change it for the world.
     
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    So do you use the pillow to smother the person snoring?
     
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    like Gordo, i snoar a treat but how can you notice results without knowing your doing it?
     
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    Is there a cure for FARTING ? Hows about a pillow that stops you wanking ? I 've got an idea..how about an electric blanket that elctrifies you if you snore, wank, or piss the bed ??
     
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    I left a testimonial sayin I jammed a puillow in my arse and I am 100% fart free now.
     
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    Like a cunt I'm told.


    You know you got a problem when your other half buys earplugs.
     
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    Fuck knows.

    How does a "snore pillow" work then?
     
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    It detects if your snoring, and then folds up over your face and suffocates you until the snoring stops.
     
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    it works with magnets ?! comon man... but while we're at it, ive got some air collected from the top of the Himalayas, guaranteed to cure all known diseases.
     
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    Even frostbite?
     
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    especially frostbite
     
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    $marty Dexcell Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    I'll give you 5 euro's and perhaps a kit kat for it. Deal?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Dont listen to him I need it more, I'll give you a Ferrero Rocher, 2 euro's and my little toe thats already succumbed to frostbite.
     
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    I sometimes snore, more so when I am drunk
     
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    Yes I do snore. Why would I want to stop though? There is nothing better than annoying your other half while you are blissfully unaware of it.
     
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    How about I teach you to dance

     
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