anyone fancy a game of 'who's got the best left bollock'?

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  1. safety

    safety double safety

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    we all take a photo of our left ball, post and vote. simple really
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'll sit this one out my left bollock is miniscule though the right is monstrous.
     
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    I really singled it out so you can an idea of it's epicness.
     
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    one of my friends doesn't have a left bollock! only the right one!
    we call him womble! as in one ball!
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I would be down for this, but I think there maybe something in my contract saying that photographing my testes & uploading from a work PC would be dismissal for Gross Misconduct.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I've never asked my mates about there bollox before come to think of it.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    we didn't ask either!
    he's just one of those characeters!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    He forces his mutant bollox on you and your mates. Sounds like a good chap. What do they taste like?
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Someone in my school was climbing some ralings and fell on a spike. Went right through his left ball.

    Apparently he was hanging there for ages before someone walked passed an noticed.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    In all honesty, Bollocks are hideous things really ain't they.

    In fact, all genitalia, male & female are monstrous.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Liar. You smelt it in the air. I bet it wasnt even your school. I bet it was last week. I've got your number bloody perv.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    he's not a bad chap really, just a over excitable!
    i have yet felt the need to taste his sperm housing but judging from the rest of his personal hygine i would guess it would taste like a mixture of edam wax and lighter fluid! if required im sure he wouldn't mind sending u a swab of his nut sweat!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Nice but I'll have to decline, I am trying to quit smoking and I'm not fond of the Dutch.
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    maybe a game of 'coq au bal' then? another simple game, we just have to guess whether it's cock or ball. you just show a tiny snippet of one or the other thru your fly, photograph, post and we have to guess. that's one of my personal favourite games
     
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    ballshwagin
     
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    This could be tailored to suit your inner most desires...

    Beard or Bush? ;)
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    perspective just makes it look smaller than my right...Left has always been the ring leader!
     
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    i believe that game can be found on the net already, under the name tash or gash
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Excellent.

    I was sporting a 3/4 growth beard until last night.

    As the winter months approach, my facial hair status will become alot thicker.

    But my balls & pubic region are always grade 0.

    Because i'm worth it.