ANYONE EVER NOTICED HOW DUMB HARDCORE DJ'S NAMES ARE?

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  1. lokki

    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    Apart from (IMO) Hardcore being a severley retarded type of music...the DJ's have names which reflect not only their lack of imagination but also their severe stupiditiy mixed with a hint of Chaviness....

    Hardcore DJ's do have the dumbest names in dance music!

    This doesn't include Gabba! Not that Gabba is a real type of music anyway!

    Anyway....

    WTF ..

    how shit are these names....I mean come on now kids!

    Where's your bloody imagination.!

    Vibes
    Sharkey
    UFO
    Stompy
    Wotsee (aka...Mush, Kev, Trev, or Mushty...)
    Kevin Energy...

    Thats just a taster and im sure this phenomenon isnt just limited to the wwonderful and deep world of 'ardcore. Im sure that it spreads to other gnres of dance music...

    I mean to me Kevin Energy conjours up images of sum geeza in a Ford escort with a mullet on pills ead banging to sum propa 'ardcore....!

    I was trying to think of a shitter name the Kevin Energy but couldnt!

    lol! :monkey:
     
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    12 inch grinch Active Member

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    yeh same as hard house djs well some of them.
    i no a hardcore dj that plays with all the a-list djs his name is dj delight wich aint too bad ..but them djs defenatly hold the cheese
     
  3. lokki

    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    yeah..

    actually Garage DJ names are pretty shit aswell..


    and yeah ok one or two Jungle DJ's have pants names!
     
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    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    for example putting the words, Bad Boy in your name...is a bit laughable...but hey, back in the day and all dat....


    also (and i love his tunes) but Simon 'Bassline ' Smioth is a bit stupid...
     
  5. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    I think every genre has this, um, problem. Not that I think it's a problem, it's not really something I've spent time thinking about :teeth:

    Yeah, we've taken the piss out of DJ names in the past, 'so called mates' calling me SMD or STD :lol: Then Triple M with Triplennium or Turple N, and don't get me started with M-Code ha ha! :teeth:

    There are plenty of stupid names in Drum & Bass, just like any other genre you care to mention!

    Finally I happen to like Hardcore, for me it's hardly a retarded type of music. Sharkey, Kev Energy, Scott Brown, Brisk, Jon Doe and so on all rock the house, big up those guys, keep it up (y)
     
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    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    sorry mate nuttin personla,,,this was during my vexed period at work. ..

    haha!


    my point is that their names are stoooopido!

    Its how you carry it tho! Like if i called myself 'Fearless' i would get laughed at, but Fearless can pull it off!

    so ho hum..
     
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    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    No offence taken (y) ;)
     
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    playtoy' anauric

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    boy

    get a clue

    a.) i dont think they really care what you think
    b.) i think you get some fuckn weird names in every genre
    c.) go bash a granny


    Ps PLUR

    LOLOLOLOL

    xx kisses
     
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    Alba geddiddinya

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    can anyone spot the hardcore fan??? ^ ^ ^

    there's silly names in every genre imo.

    i wonder how many DJ Rush's there are in the world?
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Stupid names aren't just limited to dance music, everyone has stupid names. Punk and Metal have its fair share.
     
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    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    DJ RUSH! - The one and only :kermit:
     
  13. mesh

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    arent most of them a bit wank ? :censored:
    grooverider ,, cmon now

    i think the cheesy exageration is part of the fun in a way

    and all the 'techno' guys use their full name

    :spliff: :piss:
     
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    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    yeah never thought about that!!!haha!

    Grooverider is a cheesey name!