Anyone ever killed and prepared their own meat?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Tell us about it.
     
  2. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    yes...

    Ants! you don't even need to kill them just a crunchy high protein snack. (this was when i was younger mind you)

    I did shoot a squirrel once, skinned it, put it on a skewer, popped it on the fire....but burnt it to a crisp.
     
  3. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I would imagine squirrel meat to be like that, a fine line between getting the optimal cooking time.
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yes...

    Every year, a Duck for Xmas dinner, get it late October/early November, feed it up on stuff to season it from the inside.

    Then on the 23rd...

    1/2 bottle of Brandy, legs tied to the tree, off with his head.

    1st time was rough, i'm a serial killer now, so I have become desensitised.
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Surely its more difficult with your legs tied to the tree.

    *i'll get my coat*
     
  6. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    its all in the chase...gets boring after that!
     
  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Pheasant

    pretty standard really. I especially love it when your plucking it, then accidently rip its skin off.
     
  8. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    Squirrels, Pheasant, Lamb, Sheep, Madeline Mcann, Ferrets, a Swan, Cows and a small Asian child.

    Sounds like the popes shopping list.
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Once, harry accidentally the pheasants foreskin
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    this is all noob. here is me slaughtering a goat i shot:
     

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Hey guess what Karl.

    I cut a head off a live goat in Jamaica.

    With all black people n that.

    For my fucking wedding.

    Then I chased underpriveleged children around the community with it, in my fucking Speedos.

    NOOB :mad:
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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  13. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    My dad taught me how to catch, skin and cook rabbits when I was a kid. Loads of rabbits about in East Yorkshire and is good eating too. Caught and plucked a few pheasants and ducks in my time too.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    fact.

    I'm saving my meat kill/preparation for the day I go on safari and get left behind for being the only African on the trip. There I will meet a lion and name him Saafikiyyah and we will go on enchanted adventures through the savannah. After about three months he will have been fed well enough and grown well enough for me to snap his neck and begin my feast of betrayal.
     
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    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    Chased a live pig up and down a street with about 25 cousins and many other relatives. Got it in a headlock and shanked it, blood everywhere, it died, elbow drop just to make sure.

    Then it was prepared by about 6 women who made a Pork Sancocho. What an amazing day.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I used to microwave moths when drunk, then eat them

    I didnt skin them tho, that would be stupid
     
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    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    we had 22 chickens for eggs. 2 of them died one morning and a few more started fitting, we figured they were sick so we had to kill them.
    I had the job of delivering the finishing blow, got easy after the first 4, the other 16 were like sport.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    You killed 20 epileptic chickens? That's going to take some beating...
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    killed chickens n turkeys n prepared them when i was younger...

    and ive hunted rabbits n eaten them.. but didn't prepare...