Anyone been to Alanya, Turkey?

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  1. Yorkshire Tony

    Yorkshire Tony Active Member

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    Seen a realy good offer for a holiday there in 2 weeks, tempted to book it....... there's not much on the web in terms of holiday reviews, anyone been?
     
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    no.. post me the link to the holiday.. ive been to a few places in turkey
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    mmm yeah is it on the south coast? round bodrum, marmaris? great area. did you get all inclusive? and how much is it
     
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    yea i want a link to this , ive been to bodrum / marmaris .. a few times, link us up maaaaan.. we can come visit x
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I've only ever been to France on a school trip.

    It smelt of farts. Though, that could have been the sweaty, hormone indused 11 year olds i was with.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Don´t go there, its full of germans and russians :teeth:
     
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    I hate Turkey, wont ever go there again. All the locals are homo's. Bought a cheap holiday off teletext about 5 years ago, the whole hotel was full of Russians, only Russians. We were glared at for the whole holiday, they must have thought we were spys or summat. First day we got there kids were standing on the edge of the pool pissing in it.

    But its a general rule of my holidays that things go wrong at every point, so youll probably have a lovely time.
     
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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    Man fuck turkey - got caught with Hashish in the airport and spent like 7 years in a prison, and trust me you don't wanna be a white guy in prison there - talk about gettin raped
     
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    got or get ??? if it wasnt a typing error ... then i need more stories !
     
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    Man thats mad sending an 11 year old into a prison full of Turk rapists.
     
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    boooked it! £170 for a week all inclusive in a 5* hotel!!! going on the usual Turkey standards it'll be a 4* though
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    170 pounds. thats... thats nice. i... mines 530 eur. think someone couldve done a little more research some place along the line
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    YOU AINT SHIT
     
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    I ATE SHIT WHEN I AM TURKEY
     
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    i only booked 11 days before the actual holiday though mate, last minute jobs are always cheaper