Anybody ever snapped their banjo string before ?

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    anyone..overdone the vigourous sex thing ?
     
  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Inb4 serious amounts of brool and win.
     
  3. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    argh saw a picture of a snapped cock in FMH or Maxim years ago, it still haunts me today, thanks for reminding me.
     
  4. JSDNB

    JSDNB Member

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    I have not snapped my penis in half....I have however, litterally snapped a banjo string.
     
  6. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    let me tell ya a healing banjo string sure does itch a lot...not the same as a broken cock- top tip for avoiding that. Don;t let fat birds go on top ( gets a bit claustrophobic anyway...)
     
  7. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    Hell yeah, I'm wiv you on this one!

    My ex misses had just come off the blob, and we got it on, anyway I pull out and there's claret everywhere! I start geekin off at her about how she told me she had finished her period but obviously she fuckin hadnt! So I goes into the ol lavvie to clean up the blood, only to realise that the fuckin claret is pumpin from me bellend! I felt the colour drain from my face instantly!

    That fuckin bit of skin that holds your forskin to your bellend!
     
  8. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    errmrmmrmm. yeah. basically.
     
  9. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    your right with that one

    once i let one of my ex's go on top after teasing her for time and she was wet but then tight as fuck and shes trying to force it in, i let her at first then ishe wasnt getting anywhere and i started loosing it so i had to stop her and get it in my self. got it in straight away. dirty bitch, wanted it that bad

    however i dont have that problem that you all do :finger2:
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    words of a virgin, if ever ive seen it ..
     
  11. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i have no reason to lie..

    i was her first hence why she was still tight
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Welcome back Stan!

     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    Didn't I just post in this thread?

    Board I am confuse..
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha i had the same, i was like didnt i write something or other here today im sure i did but then again im hopped up on goofers and ice coffee
     
  16. Kobi

    Kobi Member

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    2 threads lol, what an attention-seeking virgin
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Happened to me the night before I had to return to the barrack..cunts wouldn´t let me stay home, so I had to get there and pull my pants down. That quack doctor gave me some tramadol and told me to proceed with duty. I took vengeance for that couple of month later :teeth:
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    why, what did you do?
     
  19. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I can´t tell man, its probably still indictable :D

    Well if you were asking about how I snapped the string..conventional way..on a ride with some big gazongas. :teeth:
     
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  20. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Cant say i ever have.

    Caught my sack in my fly once. Thats about it.