Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Jul 5, 2011.
anyone..overdone the vigourous sex thing ?
Inb4 serious amounts of brool and win.
argh saw a picture of a snapped cock in FMH or Maxim years ago, it still haunts me today, thanks for reminding me.
I have not snapped my penis in half....I have however, litterally snapped a banjo string.
let me tell ya a healing banjo string sure does itch a lot...not the same as a broken cock- top tip for avoiding that. Don;t let fat birds go on top ( gets a bit claustrophobic anyway...)
Hell yeah, I'm wiv you on this one!
My ex misses had just come off the blob, and we got it on, anyway I pull out and there's claret everywhere! I start geekin off at her about how she told me she had finished her period but obviously she fuckin hadnt! So I goes into the ol lavvie to clean up the blood, only to realise that the fuckin claret is pumpin from me bellend! I felt the colour drain from my face instantly!
That fuckin bit of skin that holds your forskin to your bellend!
errmrmmrmm. yeah. basically.
your right with that one
once i let one of my ex's go on top after teasing her for time and she was wet but then tight as fuck and shes trying to force it in, i let her at first then ishe wasnt getting anywhere and i started loosing it so i had to stop her and get it in my self. got it in straight away. dirty bitch, wanted it that bad
however i dont have that problem that you all do
words of a virgin, if ever ive seen it ..
i have no reason to lie..
i was her first hence why she was still tight
Welcome back Stan!
The cheapest replacements I could find you were £1.94
Didn't I just post in this thread?
Board I am confuse..
haha i had the same, i was like didnt i write something or other here today im sure i did but then again im hopped up on goofers and ice coffee
2 threads lol, what an attention-seeking virgin
Happened to me the night before I had to return to the barrack..cunts wouldn´t let me stay home, so I had to get there and pull my pants down. That quack doctor gave me some tramadol and told me to proceed with duty. I took vengeance for that couple of month later
why, what did you do?
I can´t tell man, its probably still indictable
Well if you were asking about how I snapped the string..conventional way..on a ride with some big gazongas.
Cant say i ever have.
Caught my sack in my fly once. Thats about it.
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