Anybody ever snapped their banjo string before ?

miszt

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argh saw a picture of a snapped cock in FMH or Maxim years ago, it still haunts me today, thanks for reminding me.
 

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let me tell ya a healing banjo string sure does itch a lot...not the same as a broken cock- top tip for avoiding that. Don;t let fat birds go on top ( gets a bit claustrophobic anyway...)
 

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Hell yeah, I'm wiv you on this one!

My ex misses had just come off the blob, and we got it on, anyway I pull out and there's claret everywhere! I start geekin off at her about how she told me she had finished her period but obviously she fuckin hadnt! So I goes into the ol lavvie to clean up the blood, only to realise that the fuckin claret is pumpin from me bellend! I felt the colour drain from my face instantly!

That fuckin bit of skin that holds your forskin to your bellend!
 

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your right with that one

once i let one of my ex's go on top after teasing her for time and she was wet but then tight as fuck and shes trying to force it in, i let her at first then ishe wasnt getting anywhere and i started loosing it so i had to stop her and get it in my self. got it in straight away. dirty bitch, wanted it that bad

however i dont have that problem that you all do :finger2:
 

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your right with that one

once i let one of my ex's go on top after teasing her for time and she was wet but then tight as fuck and shes trying to force it in, i let her at first then ishe wasnt getting anywhere and i started loosing it so i had to stop her and get it in my self. got it in straight away. dirty bitch, wanted it that bad

however i dont have that problem that you all do :finger2:
words of a virgin, if ever ive seen it ..
 

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haha i had the same, i was like didnt i write something or other here today im sure i did but then again im hopped up on goofers and ice coffee
 

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Happened to me the night before I had to return to the barrack..cunts wouldn´t let me stay home, so I had to get there and pull my pants down. That quack doctor gave me some tramadol and told me to proceed with duty. I took vengeance for that couple of month later :teeth:
 

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I can´t tell man, its probably still indictable :D

Well if you were asking about how I snapped the string..conventional way..on a ride with some big gazongas. :teeth:
 
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