any1 done any good april fools?

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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    currently i have made these free ads on behalf of my friends.....

    http://www.gumtree.com/p/community/border-collie-pups/76995419

    http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/free-garden-shed-quick-pick-up-required/76995779

    http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/multi-gym-free-to-a-good-home/76996251

    http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/free-sofa-set-3-pieces/76996527

    im also going to put an oxo cube in the showerhead for my housemate, so he has a meaty shower in the morning, and maybe cling film up his door....

    muhahahahaaa
     
  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    Brilliant idea!! lol!!!
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    am gunna shit on my bird 2nite when i get into bed ... shes fast asleep at the mo .. am just gunna have a shit on her chest and go to bed and wait .. is this the kind of thing to do ??
     
  4. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    Yes it is. Take pictures. Post them.
     
  5. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    not sure mines anygood lol (as an actual april fool) oh well, im tired n couldn't think of anything interesting to do
     
  6. EuroTide

    EuroTide Well-Known Member

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    i really hope Native Instruments doesnt do one on me today...
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    got some toys in the post euro?
     
  8. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    go in to work drunk and slur "appprrrilll fooool" at the boss?
     
  9. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    Im gonna leave work early today and if my boss tries ringing me from the other office im gonna say i got so many prank calls my battery died :)
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Mrs has to go for a "Cervical Sweep" today prior to being induced next week...

    I will be searching profusely for an oppurtunity to incorporate her Cervix into some April Fools Shenannigans, the poor bint :)

    However, if I am confronted by a fully togged up Indian Gentleman with his finger inserted in my Wifes Holiest of Holes, ear-to-ear grin, saying: "April Fools! I'm just a Porter!" in his best Goodness, Gracious, Me accent, there will be more than afterbirth blood on the ward & you may see my boat on the 10pm news! :devil:
     
  11. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    When my missus was in the hospital the nurse(who was quite fit) lubed up her hand n inserted a few fingers to help the process up and I aint gonna lie, I pitched a tent slightly
     
  12. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Sent my girlfriend a text saying I've been seeing someone else called Jennifer Jameson, she's fallen hook line and sinker. Will let her know at 12....
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    That could backfire badly when you turn up at her yard & two African gentlemen are running trains on her rass, "in revenge"... :)
     
  14. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    hahhaha goodness gracious me accent ... is that " ooooooohhh bettyyyy , the dogs done a whoopsie in the garrrrrdennn " .. highpitched job
     
  15. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Thanks for that thought, see you on the 10 o clock news with Javinder's intestines draped round your neck.
     
  16. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    its been my birthday on facebook all morning. noones offered to buy me a beer yet though.
     
  17. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    woken up by the police as next door got burgled. i dont think it was an april fools but who knows :teeth:
     
  18. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    hahah my mate i got with the "free border collie pups" add.....apparently his fone went mad last nite, so he reported the ad and got it removed.....rite time to sign him up for some sort of gay chat for being a kill-joy.......
     
  19. chanty

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    i cheated on my misses last night. told her this morning with the words " hahahahhaa april fools! u thought i actualy loved you"

    i also screamed when i got out of bed and shit her right up saying wed been burgled. she wasnt impressed.



    p.s the first one isnt true :(
     
  20. pitts

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    mixmag april fools:

    Fears grow over Ibiza’s no fly zone
    April 1st, 2011 | by Bridget Mills-Powell



    Spanish officials have expressed their outrage over Ibiza’s inclusion in the Libyan no-fly zone. In what appears to be an over-precaution by the Anglo-French-American coalition, the no-fly zone currently includes Libya, the Balearics and parts of southern Sardinia.

    Ibizan residents fear that if planes cannot land during the summer months their economy and way of life will be altered drastically.

    Marta, who runs a small café in San Antonio, told Mixmag “Without tourism our island is nothing. We will have desolate beaches, empty clubs and closed down bars. We’d be in direct competition with Blackpool”

    The Major of Ibiza sent an open letter to David Cameron, published in The Times this morning, which said, “If we wanted to stop the tourism we’d do it on our own terms, pushing up drinks prices, closing clubs early and clamping down on after parties. This should be our decision, not yours. Don’t be a fool.”