Any ideas for lyrics for The nose bleed skank? lol

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  1. Dave Dexcell

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    Im gunna do a piss take of theses skanks that are a bout i need some funny lyrics to help me do it so please post your ideas lol

    the hook so far is:

    Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose
    Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose

    lol

    so funny things to do with nose bleeds and blood lol

    go crazy!!

    the best ones will get used and this will get recorded and upeed on youtube once its done!!!
     
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    Well, when I have a nose bleed, I never know which is best to do, head back or head forward, but sometimes the blood clots onto the tissue and when you take the tissue away from your nose, it's really horrible.

    Like blood-mucus.

    But... if you tilt your head back, you taste the blood in the back of your throat, you could something along those lines for your next lyric, but it's a bit minging.

    :D
     
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    fuck you blud this is real blood get me
    tilt ya head back, fourty five degree
    pass da kleenex as I lift my left knee
    lift ya skirts gals its time to get freaky..

    gals don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
    boys don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
    ya rents don't know bout da nose bleed skank
    i'll teach you all how to nose bleed skank

    WATCH ME NOW

    left knee, right knee, nose bleed skank,
    left arm, right arm, nose bleed skank,
    tilt ya head back, nose bleed skank,
    now ya know da nose bleed skank.
     
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  4. Dave Dexcell

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    lol that is minging!! we will se where we can fit it.

    next line needs to rhyme with nose.
     
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    Check you out!!! writing all of the song lol heavy lyrics man lol
     
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    There's another verse now mate (y) I need a girlfriend hahaha
     
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    you an mc then lol?
     
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    Nah hahaha, just got a colourful imagination :D
     
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    Got a nose bleed,,,,, Bludclarttttt Bludclarttttt
    Got a nose bleed,,,,, Bludclarttttt Bludclarttttt
     
  10. Dave Dexcell

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    That you do my friend lol you have basiclly done it all haha
     
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    so far we have:



    fuck you blud this is real blood get me
    tilt ya head back, fourty five degree
    pass da kleenex as I lift my left knee
    lift ya skirts gals its time to get freaky..

    gals don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
    boys don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
    ya rents don't know bout da nose bleed skank
    i'll teach you all how to nose bleed skank

    WATCH ME NOW

    left knee, right knee, nose bleed skank,
    left arm, right arm, nose bleed skank,
    tilt ya head back, nose bleed skank,
    now ya know da nose bleed skank

    Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose
    Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose
    dont want that nose bleed dripping down ya clothes
    Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose

    ???????????
     
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    lol
     
  13. Dave Dexcell

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    wooops lol
     
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    HAHA i thought i made a mistake!!
     
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    Stick a tampon up it, which it grow(s)
    stop blood comin out your nose
    pinch it push it keep the pressure on it

    back in january i got the flu and a nose infection which caused my bloodvessels to pop, had to have it cauterised, was shhhit lol