Any ideas for lyrics for The nose bleed skank? lol

Dave Dexcell

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Im gunna do a piss take of theses skanks that are a bout i need some funny lyrics to help me do it so please post your ideas lol

the hook so far is:

Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose
Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose

lol

so funny things to do with nose bleeds and blood lol

go crazy!!

the best ones will get used and this will get recorded and upeed on youtube once its done!!!
 

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Well, when I have a nose bleed, I never know which is best to do, head back or head forward, but sometimes the blood clots onto the tissue and when you take the tissue away from your nose, it's really horrible.

Like blood-mucus.

But... if you tilt your head back, you taste the blood in the back of your throat, you could something along those lines for your next lyric, but it's a bit minging.

:D
 

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fuck you blud this is real blood get me
tilt ya head back, fourty five degree
pass da kleenex as I lift my left knee
lift ya skirts gals its time to get freaky..

gals don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
boys don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
ya rents don't know bout da nose bleed skank
i'll teach you all how to nose bleed skank

WATCH ME NOW

left knee, right knee, nose bleed skank,
left arm, right arm, nose bleed skank,
tilt ya head back, nose bleed skank,
now ya know da nose bleed skank.
 
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Well, when I have a nose bleed, I never know which is best to do, head back or head forward, but sometimes the blood clots onto the tissue and when you take the tissue away from your nose, it's really horrible.

Like blood-mucus.

But... if you tilt your head back, you taste the blood in the back of your throat, you could something along those lines for your next lyric, but it's a bit minging.

:D
lol that is minging!! we will se where we can fit it.

next line needs to rhyme with nose.
 

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fuck you blud this is real blood get me
tilt ya head back, fourty five degree
pass da kleenex as I lift my left knee
lift ya skirts gals its time to get freaky..

gals don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
boys don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
ya rents don't know bout da nose bleed skank
i'll teach you all how to nose bleed skank

WATCH ME NOW
Check you out!!! writing all of the song lol heavy lyrics man lol
 

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so far we have:



fuck you blud this is real blood get me
tilt ya head back, fourty five degree
pass da kleenex as I lift my left knee
lift ya skirts gals its time to get freaky..

gals don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
boys don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
ya rents don't know bout da nose bleed skank
i'll teach you all how to nose bleed skank

WATCH ME NOW

left knee, right knee, nose bleed skank,
left arm, right arm, nose bleed skank,
tilt ya head back, nose bleed skank,
now ya know da nose bleed skank

Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose
Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose
dont want that nose bleed dripping down ya clothes
Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose

???????????
 

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so far we have:



fuck you blud this is real blood get me
tilt ya head back, fourty five degree
pass da kleenex as I lift my left knee
lift ya skirts gals its time to get freaky..

gals don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
boys don't know bout the da nose bleed skank
ya rents don't know bout da nose bleed skank
i'll teach you all how to nose bleed skank

WATCH ME NOW

left knee, right knee, nose bleed skank,
left arm, right arm, nose bleed skank,
tilt ya head back, nose bleed skank,
now ya know da nose bleed skank

Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose
Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose
dont want dat blood on ya fubu clothes
Tilt ya head back pinch ya nose

???????????
lol
 

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Stick a tampon up it, which it grow(s)
stop blood comin out your nose
pinch it push it keep the pressure on it

back in january i got the flu and a nose infection which caused my bloodvessels to pop, had to have it cauterised, was shhhit lol
 
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