I gotta say the name "Dimond Geezer" is very humorous. Geezer makes me think of an old man and Dimond makes me think of pressure. As we all know Dimonds are created when a peice of coal is under intense pressure for a long time. We also know that old men have problems deficating, they often get very constipated. Now add those two ideas together and you think of an old man who is so constipated he creates dimonds in his behind. A nasty picture let me tell you! Thats what makes your nickname so cool.