Another Bouncer Thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dagz, Oct 12, 2013.

  1. Dagz

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    Im sure its not part of the job description to beat on people in the street


     
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  2. Harry3

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    guy got owned

    probably deserved it
     
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  3. bn14

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    That was some next level body slam!!
    When you raise your hands to a 20 st man you've got to be able to back it up and this fool could not
     
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  4. SpudGun

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    Inverted Bodyslam..that guy is clearly a Dolph Ziggler Fan.
     
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  5. EWOKS

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    papa get ures in here pal...

    that slam was fucking raw.. broken back jobby if bouncer werent careful... and he was not fuckin careful.. watched it bout ten times.. quality
     
  6. logikz

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    im not watching it. describe it to me using a 1-10 scale, 1 is the frog fucking monkey, 2 being the walrus sucking his own dick and so forth all the way up until 10, which of course is alyssa rosales fucking her dog. should this system not be satisfactory in a semanthical way i will include primary colour crayons (pastelle) and interprative dance, nothing fancy, just your standard finish tango. which is verysinmilar to the agentiinain. pok so whos doing the do. buncha jerks
     
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    Its like the future rematch of this:

     
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    Walrus sucking his own dick?
     
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    Technically that´s more like a front suplex tho.























    :teeth:
     
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  11. logikz

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    say, the tusks on the walrus and elephant and so, is that just their skeleton? this just occured to me and is probably why they dont grow back
     
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    Could have easily killed that guy, both bouncers should lose their licences, the one fighting and the one that doesn't intervene, they're trained to restrain idiots, not fucking ufc brawl with 'em, the bouncer was clearly physically capable of pinning the prick to the floor even without the help of the one standing around, they had clearly already made their minds up they were gonna batter him.

    These are the mindless grippers that are "looking after us" at raves.

    Cuntfest.
     
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    I swear to god, you use more poetical english than I ever have ever. I've had to actually 'dictionary.com' some of your shit before.

    Insanity
     
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    Yeah that dudes SIA is dust. Any news on this. That guy gets crumpled at the end. Just a heap of flesh, cracked bones, alcohol and cheap research chemicals.
     
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    most bouncers fuckin love a good brawl... i got a meat head 'mate' and he loves to go looking for fights of a weekend. He's thinking of becoming a bouncer so he can get paid to fuck cunts up (y)

    However, I'm sure the mouthy little prick deserved it
     
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    This is what happens with the "im going out to get steaming drunk" culture. I only go out to listen to music and very rarely see this kinda nobish attitudes.
     
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    shitty town centres doe
     
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    I never seem to have trouble with bouncers.

    Only once I have, when he was shouting at my mates missus and she's tiny. He was right to throw her out, i just questionned him on the manner he was doing it. Standing over her and shouting. He knew I was in the right and when I threw sentences at him he couldn't understand, he got angry and started calling his mates. I left anyway.

    Apart from that, not one bit of trouble.
     
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    Ur such a badass
     
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