Ankle socks

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by SIRUS, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    recently i've been on a binge of smoking organic plastic, marinated in peri peri coated jalapenos.
    the sweat is intense and plentiful.

    my feet gave birth to around a gallon of sweat through my socks during a single day.
    the end product is, if persistant, a funk in your socks that could teach a blind mans penis advanced spanish.

    curious of its hidious lingering odour i experimented by boiling the socks in a vast cauldron of pubic hair.

    mixed it with the shard remains of a henry hoover, then baked for 1 hour over a roasting fox corpse.
    the end result was this thick black, disgusting sludge, in which i poured into a brand new pair of pringle sports ankle socks.

    i've been gorging on the sock filled residue for a week and quite frankly i feel enlightened, with a thrusting empowerment in my facial muscles and hand reactions, with lightening speed.

    if my calculations are correct i could have possibly cured africa of its outrageous face fly dilemma.
     
  2. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    that truly is a brool...hahahahah, teach a blind mans penis advanced spanish...LOL
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    rysk Part-time waster

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    i once dabbled in the fine art of smeg painting, curiously enough it ended up with me in a flaming pit of tomato soup with a hint of basil.
    all i had in my possesion was a pink duck and a bit of the empire state building. Both of these possesions proved usefull in their own way.
    Still i couldn't get over the searing pain of crunchy peanut butter and crisp packets.
    If only I had my sd memory card, things would have been a lot easier, why? because it was full of 2gb's of pure fury!
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    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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