Hi John, thanks for your interest in the M-Code Fan Club..
Membership is JUST $5.95 per month - It helps pay for his porno addiction! $1 of the monthly fee goes towards the "sdm is a poor guy" fund. You do get a complimentary mug and t-shirt, as drunk from and worn by the man himself, M-Code. SPECIAL OFFER! For an extra $1 per month your can get pre-worn M-Code underpants! Dont delay your order - SIGN UP NOW!
He will sign a photo for a small fee - $25 - This will buy him a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo to shave his stubble!