Most of you have probably seen this before, but someone posted about it on DnBa this morning, which reminded me of its sheer brilliance. www.mcteckno.com And no, its not a joke, before you ask!!! This guy is actually for real!!!
I'm Gonna Make The Massive Rush I'm Gonna Give, The Girl The Hot Flush Coming On Down With The Mackintosh It's Techno Mark, In Top Notch came down with the MACKINTOSH?? I'm Drinking Up The Triple Scotch I'm Gonna Hit Ya With The Cosh Bosh, Bosh, Bosh, Bosh Watching Me On Crimewatch bosh, bosh, bosh, bosh, bosh bosh!! Get You Drooped, Off The Docks Send Ya Friends, Co-co Pops Snatching, Ya Rolex Watch Comb Ya Face With An Iron Brush COCO POPS!! ACE!! Rinse You Out, Like A Cloth Play Ladies, Like I'm Playing Squash De De D.j, Come To Cut Cross Selector, Oh My Gosh Oh my gosh.
This man is bringing God's word to one & all ha ha!! 'Kickin' in, in Gods Kitchen MC Teckno, make you listen Taking them up, on a mission 'Coz I'm a born again, christian
Oi sayber - didnt i see you wearing a t-shirt saying “I love Mc Teckno” on the front the other day? and dont deny it - youre the founder of the MCteckno fanclub, arent you?
ha ha ha to true I've gotta bring this world a little bit of happiness. Check out the new lyrics me & Teckno have been working on HOT! Kickin out the bad boy sound In some club, that's underground In any city or in any town Techno's gonna, make you get down DISCLAIMER: Sayber is & will never be affiliated with MC Teckno!!
“ DISCLAIMER: Sayber is & will never be affiliated with MC Teckno!!” you know im jus frukin wid cha!! Has anyone told this Mc how much of a joke he is??!???!!!?
I couldnt leave without posting this... if she isnt trying to get away from him.. i dont know what she is doing
The mans a fuckin gee!!! I HIT, WITH THE TENNIS RACKET I'M VISHOUS, AND WELL SICK MAKE EPELEPTIC, HAVE A FIT RINSE THE MIC, EVER SO QUICK NOW MIX IT, RIP IT, FIX IT, STICK IT WHEN I'M ON THE MIC, NOW WATCH ME RINSE IT DIP IT, FLIP IT, SKIP IT, CHIP IT TECKNO, NOW WATCH ME RINSE IT ECLIPSE, IN THE DARKNESS I'M A HORSEMAN OF THY APPOCOLIPS DISAPEAR IN TO THE MIST I'M WHATS WRITTEN IN THE TRANSCRIPTS I'M THE LEGEND, OF THE CRYPT RUN THING LIKE SPEEDY GUNZARLIS I'M EATING OUT, AT THE RITZ I'M GONNA MAKE YOU, DO THE SPLITZ
Latest from the MC Teckno House 9.45pm Teckno comes up tops with a serious lyrical battle line: When I ride I reach for the sky, My lyrics are even phatter than when you eat 3 Million appe pies, I can kick the beat, move your feet, jump up to the bass, wind out your badboy waist. ha ha
