An Oldie but Goodie

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Mulla, Jul 23, 2003.

  1. Mulla

    Mulla Digital Future

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    Most of you have probably seen this before, but someone posted about it on DnBa this morning, which reminded me of its sheer brilliance.

    www.mcteckno.com


    And no, its not a joke, before you ask!!! This guy is actually for real!!!

    :mkay:
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no hes not. just... cant be.
    great stuff though, hilarious!!
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    I'm Gonna Make The Massive Rush
    I'm Gonna Give, The Girl The Hot Flush
    Coming On Down With The Mackintosh
    It's Techno Mark, In Top Notch

    came down with the MACKINTOSH??

    I'm Drinking Up The Triple Scotch
    I'm Gonna Hit Ya With The Cosh
    Bosh, Bosh, Bosh, Bosh
    Watching Me On Crimewatch

    bosh, bosh, bosh, bosh, bosh bosh!!

    Get You Drooped, Off The Docks
    Send Ya Friends, Co-co Pops
    Snatching, Ya Rolex Watch
    Comb Ya Face With An Iron Brush

    COCO POPS!! ACE!!

    Rinse You Out, Like A Cloth
    Play Ladies, Like I'm Playing Squash
    De De D.j, Come To Cut Cross
    Selector, Oh My Gosh

    Oh my gosh.
     
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  4. Time Dependant

    Time Dependant Jungle Hunter

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    This man is bringing God's word to one & all ha ha!!

    'Kickin' in, in Gods Kitchen
    MC Teckno, make you listen
    Taking them up, on a mission
    'Coz I'm a born again, christian
     
  5. jay walker

    jay walker 1/2 of Passive/Aggressive

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    Oi sayber - didnt i see you wearing a t-shirt saying “I love Mc Teckno” on the front the other day? :dutty: :tut:

    and dont deny it - youre the founder of the MCteckno fanclub, arent you? :lol: :oops:
     
  6. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    only found out about this site yesterday on bananarena!!

    :lol: too god damn funny aww
     
  7. Time Dependant

    Time Dependant Jungle Hunter

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    ha ha ha to true I've gotta bring this world a little bit of happiness.

    Check out the new lyrics me & Teckno have been working on HOT!

    Kickin out the bad boy sound
    In some club, that's underground
    In any city or in any town
    Techno's gonna, make you get down

    DISCLAIMER: Sayber is & will never be affiliated with MC Teckno!! :lol:
     
  8. jay walker

    jay walker 1/2 of Passive/Aggressive

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    “ DISCLAIMER: Sayber is & will never be affiliated with MC Teckno!!”


    :uberlaugh you know im jus frukin wid cha!!

    Has anyone told this Mc how much of a joke he is??!???!!!? :shrug:
     
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  9. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    according to dnba, he goes up in raves in his local area and nicks the mic?!! :rosie:
     
  10. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    would be the only way people would hand it to him
     
  11. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    I couldnt leave without posting this...

    [​IMG]

    if she isnt trying to get away from him.. i dont know what she is doing
     
  12. Eska

    Eska android funkster

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    Haha- This has to be Shabba's protege'

    Like they say, white boys can't rap(well most em anyway)
     
  13. Mulla

    Mulla Digital Future

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    The mans a fuckin gee!!!

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    I HIT, WITH THE TENNIS RACKET
    I'M VISHOUS, AND WELL SICK
    MAKE EPELEPTIC, HAVE A FIT
    RINSE THE MIC, EVER SO QUICK

    NOW MIX IT, RIP IT, FIX IT, STICK IT
    WHEN I'M ON THE MIC, NOW WATCH ME RINSE IT
    DIP IT, FLIP IT, SKIP IT, CHIP IT
    TECKNO, NOW WATCH ME RINSE IT

    ECLIPSE, IN THE DARKNESS
    I'M A HORSEMAN OF THY APPOCOLIPS
    DISAPEAR IN TO THE MIST
    I'M WHATS WRITTEN IN THE TRANSCRIPTS

    I'M THE LEGEND, OF THE CRYPT
    RUN THING LIKE SPEEDY GUNZARLIS
    I'M EATING OUT, AT THE RITZ
    I'M GONNA MAKE YOU, DO THE SPLITZ
     
  14. Caution

    Caution dnbforum.com

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    "i'm Gonna Make You, Do The Splitz"

    Lol
     
  15. Time Dependant

    Time Dependant Jungle Hunter

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    Latest from the MC Teckno House

    9.45pm Teckno comes up tops with a serious lyrical battle line:

    When I ride I reach for the sky,
    My lyrics are even phatter than when you eat 3 Million appe pies,
    I can kick the beat,
    move your feet,
    jump up to the bass,
    wind out your badboy waist.

    ha ha :lol:
     
  16. Mulla

    Mulla Digital Future

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    A RIGHT BOBBY DAZZLER!!!

    Cheap as chips at only £13.99!!!
     
  17. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    wow.. i wish i had some small change so I could buy one