An Oldie but Goodie

Mulla

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Most of you have probably seen this before, but someone posted about it on DnBa this morning, which reminded me of its sheer brilliance.

www.mcteckno.com


And no, its not a joke, before you ask!!! This guy is actually for real!!!

:mkay:
 

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I'm Gonna Make The Massive Rush
I'm Gonna Give, The Girl The Hot Flush
Coming On Down With The Mackintosh
It's Techno Mark, In Top Notch

came down with the MACKINTOSH??

I'm Drinking Up The Triple Scotch
I'm Gonna Hit Ya With The Cosh
Bosh, Bosh, Bosh, Bosh
Watching Me On Crimewatch

bosh, bosh, bosh, bosh, bosh bosh!!

Get You Drooped, Off The Docks
Send Ya Friends, Co-co Pops
Snatching, Ya Rolex Watch
Comb Ya Face With An Iron Brush

COCO POPS!! ACE!!

Rinse You Out, Like A Cloth
Play Ladies, Like I'm Playing Squash
De De D.j, Come To Cut Cross
Selector, Oh My Gosh

Oh my gosh.
 
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This man is bringing God's word to one & all ha ha!!

'Kickin' in, in Gods Kitchen
MC Teckno, make you listen
Taking them up, on a mission
'Coz I'm a born again, christian
 

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Oi sayber - didnt i see you wearing a t-shirt saying “I love Mc Teckno” on the front the other day? :dutty: :tut:

and dont deny it - youre the founder of the MCteckno fanclub, arent you? :lol: :oops:
 

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jay walker said:
Oi sayber - didnt i see you wearing a t-shirt saying “I love Mc Teckno” on the front the other day? :dutty: :tut:

and dont deny it - youre the founder of the MCteckno fanclub, arent you? :lol: :oops:

ha ha ha to true I've gotta bring this world a little bit of happiness.

Check out the new lyrics me & Teckno have been working on HOT!

Kickin out the bad boy sound
In some club, that's underground
In any city or in any town
Techno's gonna, make you get down

DISCLAIMER: Sayber is & will never be affiliated with MC Teckno!! :lol:
 

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“ DISCLAIMER: Sayber is & will never be affiliated with MC Teckno!!”


:uberlaugh you know im jus frukin wid cha!!

Has anyone told this Mc how much of a joke he is??!???!!!? :shrug:
 
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I couldnt leave without posting this...



if she isnt trying to get away from him.. i dont know what she is doing
 

Mulla

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The mans a fuckin gee!!!





I HIT, WITH THE TENNIS RACKET
I'M VISHOUS, AND WELL SICK
MAKE EPELEPTIC, HAVE A FIT
RINSE THE MIC, EVER SO QUICK

NOW MIX IT, RIP IT, FIX IT, STICK IT
WHEN I'M ON THE MIC, NOW WATCH ME RINSE IT
DIP IT, FLIP IT, SKIP IT, CHIP IT
TECKNO, NOW WATCH ME RINSE IT

ECLIPSE, IN THE DARKNESS
I'M A HORSEMAN OF THY APPOCOLIPS
DISAPEAR IN TO THE MIST
I'M WHATS WRITTEN IN THE TRANSCRIPTS

I'M THE LEGEND, OF THE CRYPT
RUN THING LIKE SPEEDY GUNZARLIS
I'M EATING OUT, AT THE RITZ
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU, DO THE SPLITZ
 

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Latest from the MC Teckno House

9.45pm Teckno comes up tops with a serious lyrical battle line:

When I ride I reach for the sky,
My lyrics are even phatter than when you eat 3 Million appe pies,
I can kick the beat,
move your feet,
jump up to the bass,
wind out your badboy waist.

ha ha :lol:
 
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