amsterdam cocaine scare - from pulp fiction

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http://www.vice.com/read/cocaine-heroin-amsterdam-death-dealer-133

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/04/amsterdam-street-teams-heroin-test-kits

so lately, there has been a shed load of flyers, posters, even dot matrix signs, all over town, warning everybody that street dealers are selling deadly cocaine, because, it is namely white heroin, and 3 have died.

the dot matrix signs says something along the lines of WARNING - IGNORE STEET DEALERS - SELLING WHITE HEROIN AS COCAINE - 3 HAVE DIED.



i know vice and the guardian, the most relevant and credible sources ever, but ive seen this with my own eyes, because it really is all over town.

now, for those of you who havent seen pulp fiction, and managed to not notice that new years eve is upon us, ill explain a little.
in quentin tarantinos film pulp fiction, one of the story lines involves uma thurman going on a dinner date with jon travoltas carachter vincent vega. it is the one with the famous dance scene, and there is a strange dynamic, because she is on tons of coke whereas hes on white heroin (referred to as 'madman'), and as one thing leads to another, she winds up with his coat on her, and finds the bag of smack in his pocket, looking for a lighter. she thinks its coke, racks up a fat line, and becomes a comatose mess of mucus and blood. it is at the same time, the worlds best anti-drug ad, and the worlds best reason to do drugs. they even mention amsterdam by name in the beginning of the fucking thing!

this is lies, and stupid lies at that. very transparent and totally unnecessary, since when do they try to pull this kind of shit. never seen anything like it, really.

i am of the opinion, that if your dealer is dumb enough to sell you a gram of white heroin for the same price as a gram of yay, hes a keeper, because this person clearly has no idea what the fuck hes doing, and you should cop his whole stock, no questions asked. his speed is very likely powdered gold, his mdma is peruvian marching flake yay and his ghb is brown heroin.
secondly, if you cant tell yay from white heroin, you should probably die. just by checking the gear, as you normally do, you would find pretty immediately that your seal is full of something very different.

just wanted to say that. its ridiculous. x.
 

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Scares the shit out of me.. Im really not clued up enough to know the difference between white powders. overdose has gotta be one of the worst ways to go..
 

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yeah you know the scene im talking about. shes pale as a ghost afterwards too. but you dont cop a pack of some kind of powder from a street dealer and go honk it up your schnozz, no questions asked, you just dont. this, imo, is a cheap and cowardly attempt to devalue the cocaine market right before peak season.
 

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so what are the dangers then if you did a small gummy to check the taste? Would you fuck up just eating a little hero-in?
 

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so what are the dangers then if you did a small gummy to check the taste? Would you fuck up just eating a little hero-in?
of course not. but smell it first. yay has a very characteristic smell. the lines people do of that white thai smack are fucking TINY, so smell it first. then gummy check. during which you check the consistency and color.

and [MENTION=92349]Mania[/MENTION], nice! also, again, note that they talk about amsterdam specifically in the beginning of that story line.
 

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absolutely, and you know what i say? i say we dont let them do this. not to that good good food, no way. I SAY WE GET F$#KED UP JACK. TONIGHT WE RIDE. SHE SPREADS HER BLACK WINGS
 

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we shouldn't let them do this, TONIGHT WE DINE LIKE KINGS!! and like the true kings, we will fill our bodies full of intoxicants until one does not know which way is up (notice I said one, acting all king like and shit, yeah bitches!)
 

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royal plural! or pronoun. or whatever. grammar is shit anyway. ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeah buddy!
 
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