American girls

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    im on the phone to this girl from barclays.. shes american. and everytime she finishes a sentence she sounds like shes gunna come! xx so hott

    mite av a wank
     
  2. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    You go for it man. You deserve it!
     
  3. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Deep South accent FTW.

    Sexy as fuck, up there with Italian and Southern Irish.
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i have no idea what shes goin on about! i just like her talkin! sounds like that sexy blonde girl from 8 simple rules

    natural born killers
     
  5. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Ask her to talk dirty.
    Tell her you'll slip her a few quid by wire transfer.
     
  6. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Christ I would to to fucking town on Juliette Lewis in NBK. She'd be welcome to shoot me after.
     
  7. theone

    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    i love american girls.
     
  8. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :D ^^ yes! 'hey ya'll'

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    her name was Loraine! and she was from new yorke! lol i bet she was a proper fat minger :p
     
  9. theone

    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    this is really unfair. I get stuck with an indian guy with a time delay & you get an american bird.
     
  10. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Weird how some of the HOTTEST sounding girls are also the fattest.


    Anybody else ever noticed this?
     
  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i was seeing this american bird for a bit, she was super hot, but her accent after about a week started to really fuck me off and everything she wanted to do was "real quick" like "can we get some lunch real quick" "can we watch this on tv real quick" and everything was "cute" "awww thats cute" "NO ITS NOT" "thats cute" "NO" "thats kinda cute real quick" "FUCK OFF"
    was good, but only in a small ammount.
     
  12. theone

    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    there has got to be a sex joke in there somewhere.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    twopence more and up goes the donkey wa-ha-hey does your mother know that youre out
     
  14. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i couldn't understand what she was saying most the time.. because she spoke to quickly...
    but she sounded fuckin tasty!! and her giggle.. man! hahaha
     
  15. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    Thank god for this, I thought i was the only one!

    Pretty much all of my mates apparently cant stand american birds because of their "annoying voices"
    i've always thought it sounded pretty hot myself. I was beginning to think i might just be a bit strange as i'm quite partial to the welsh accent aswell, which everyone else seems to hate.
     
  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    mmmmm love it (y)
     
  17. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    it is.... was.... to start with.... like the taste in chewing gum..... it fades
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    perfect description of american accent.
     
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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    thanks you for this post :)
     
  20. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    I think i'd prefer anything over the bristolian accent.