Amazon You Crazy

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dagz, Dec 2, 2013.

  1. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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  2. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Not paying taxes, not paying appropriate wages, not providing a good environment for the workers but hell yeah! Delivery with drones. :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    shoot down
    free prizes

    but seriously
    how is your toy chopper going to knock on my door and get me to sign for it?
    answer, its not.
    therefore i am entitled to a free replacement because you cant prove anything. the same applies if your postman doesn't get you to sign for a recorded delivery.

    conclusion, nice idea but not going to happen.
     
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  4. Dugg Funnie

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    Real-talk: what the fuck happens when the only jobs available are operating the robots that took the jobs in the first place?
     
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  5. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Skynet teeerkk eeerrr jeerrrbs
     
  6. bn14

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    Cheaper products for us greedy bastards

    vinyl dropped off in 45mins doe
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    rysk Part-time waster

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    i for one welcome our new robot overlords
     
  9. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    PRAISE AKISMET
     
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  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Another cracking thread from Dagz :teeth:
     
  11. Agent Smith

    Agent Smith Currently Putins Koala

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    Would be great if these were made available for civilian use.

    Massively flawed idea. Can imagine these things flying through the sky and a load of birds pecking the shit out of it.
     
  12. D-Jhepz

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    civilians are not allowed drones... why is amazon?
     
  13. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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  14. Dugg Funnie

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    Time to put a bunch of signal amps up in trees 'n' shit within I'd say 50-100 miles of my HQ, then when zombies/anarchy/skynet/whatever the fuck goes down, I control the local skies with my RC helicopter army fully equipped with GoPro's and an array of darts everything from nerf to ricin, I'll be the kingpin.
     
  15. djad

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    I saw this. Surly if that drone delivered your package you'd just nick the drone? Prob worth at least 1k

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    Also what about weather conditions etc.. Wind and rain.

    ITS A STUPID IDEA!

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  16. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    The more I hear about Amazon the more sinister they sound
     
  17. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Imagine capturing one, Changing the item, Then sending it back on its way.. Like imagine if you swapped the item for say a dildo or something
     
  18. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    That would be mildly entertaining dagz :D