Alchohol + Escalator = SOO FUKIN JOKES!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    always making fun of those less fortunate than you, arernt you. you can clearly see hes got a racial handicap, wtf man. jeez.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Great attempt by the red haired Samaritan. Simple method would have been to have clotheslined the idiot as you were coming up the escalator.
     
  4. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Dagz JEDI MASTER

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    cant stand idiots i would of drop kicked him down the escalator
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Should have just stood your ground on the way up and let the escalator do the hard work
     
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    its ALWAYS a chink tho
     
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    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    yes a chink in a suit.... ALWAYS
     
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    Hahahah that's incredible. Gotta love all the business men you see on friday at 8pm. Think they can still handle the largers like they could at uni and just end up making absolute fools of themselves 5 pints deep.
     
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    He's just lucky this wasn't at rush hour

    They'd have been peeling him off the floor afterwards

    GOD DAMN MONGORIANS
     
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    ?hahahah! this!! stone faced and all sorts.... looking straight ahead... not even flintching once even on impact with drunk man. Now thats a comedy sketch if ever ive heard one!