Ahmeds Diary

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  1. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    after giving his mum her Saturday afternoon fix of spunk on her face, I snuck into ahmeds room to see what I could sell at cash converters. (fucking weird in there btw, full of photoshopped pictures of smarty doing sexual things to fruit) found ahmeds diary and inside were pictures of him relaxing with his friends and other photos associated with his day to day life...



    ahmed and his best mate rageshamashadan
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    'chillin with da boys'
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    ahmeds ex-girlfriend prentamashadan
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    (she looks like a dirty girl, you can see it in her eyes, I bet she would blow us all away if she had a chance)



    ahmed posing by ladder he made, that's his house btw, also note latest conquest of the female variety on the left, in white.
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    ahmed on DnBforum mistaking it for Facebook and updating it constantly about his homo life.
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  2. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    ahmeds living the life eh

    rocket launchers, dirty bitches and you got a badboy computer
     
  3. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    sweet so this is the thread i need to go to get my daily fix of ahmed then?
     
  4. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    sweet, let the spuzzle spurt all in yo mommas grill
     
  5. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    fixed.

    might actually start a diary thread for ahmed, I'm starting to feel sorry for him a bit, he's forever alone :teeth: but then again official ahmed diary thread will only consist of:

    'dear diary, on my period'

    'dear diary, unusually heavy flow. spent all my pocket money on weed and ministry of sound dubstep CD's'

    'dear diary, I've been a fag on dnbf today, moskit told me. came out the closet today. off to girl guides now, be back later'

    'dear diary, started a thread on dnbf, someone wrote op is a fag, and that they were going to wolfbag my mother, I cried and called the samaritans... they told me to fuck off and die'
     
  6. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    phicksed.
     
  7. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    slightly better than average comeback, bro.:2thumbs:

    have you got easy star all stars dub side of the moon tho? better to smoke to imo.

    and you didn't come on my mums chin today, that was logikz after his wierd Bacon sex games. dunno who's chin you came on today... prolly your own, ya get meh?


    :teeth:
     
  8. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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  9. dirty breaks

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    'dear diary, today I have became a neo Nazi and also signed up to the Klan, I'm going to fill the hole in me with hatred for dem stinkin' Jews, I am going to show my appreciation for all things Nazi by posting amazingly shite ASCII art on forums, anyway gotta go, I've got my initiation today, I've got to organize my first lynch mob!
    I'll write later!
    forever alone, Ahmed
    xxx

    p.s. bliks are ghey'
     
  10. JJEC

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    I think i may enjoy this thread. A lot of dedication and thought in this one.
     
  11. Balthazaar

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    This sounds interesting lol:)
     
  12. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    dear diary

    today was fisher price

    my first period
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    think im gonna have to block armed's posts from now on they are cancer to my eyes
     
  14. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I had a laugh but then I realized this is fake because that ex-gf thing doesn´t work where Ahmed comes from.
     
  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    sure is lols up in here! fair play ahmed for taking it on the chin... just like your old dear ;)
     
  16. dirty breaks

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    yeah soz m9 I tried my best to translate the freaky taliban language he writes with in his diary, but it was all "durka durka Mohammed jihad durka durka" fuck knows what it actually said, I had to guess half of it...
     
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  17. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Should be Ex boyfriend btw, can you edit it please (y)
     
  18. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    dear diary, got insulted by grown men on internetz today, might go hang myself.
     
  19. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    just get drunk thats what i did and i turned out ok
     
  20. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    start your diary thread, people want to hear what goes on in the life of a middle class white teenager in middle England, it'll be like the inbetweeners, but with less lulz.

    and hanging yourself over internetz isn't ever kwl.
    turn your computer off and ignore it if its that bad, be the bigger man and walk away, yaaaaaa geeeeets meeeeeeeh?
    go to pub, you old enuff now m9.

    okaay, but only because you asked... xx

    being Scottish is a pre-requisite for this form of self-help.
     
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